Between two horses, which doth bear him best;Between two girls, which hath the merriest eye;I have perhaps some shallow spirit of judgement;But in these nice sharp quillets of the law, Good faith, I am no wiser than a daw.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Tut, tut, here is a mannerly forbearance:
The truth appears so naked on my side That any purblind eye may find it out. SOMERSET And on my side it is so well apparell'd, So clear, so shining and so evident That it will glimmer through a blind man's eye.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Since you are tongue-tied and so loath to speak, In dumb significants proclaim your thoughts:
Let him that is a true-born gentleman And stands upon the honour of his birth, If he suppose that I have pleaded truth, From off this brier pluck a white rose with me. SOMERSET Let him that is no coward nor no flatterer, But dare maintain the party of the truth, Pluck a red rose from off this thorn with me. WARWICK I love no colours, and without all colour Of base insinuating flattery I pluck this white rose with Plantagenet. SUFFOLK I pluck this red rose with young Somerset And say withal I think he held the right. VERNON Stay, lords and gentlemen, and pluck no more, Till you conclude that he upon whose side The fewest roses are cropp'd from the tree Shall yield the other in the right opinion. SOMERSET Good Master Vernon, it is well objected:
If I have fewest, I subscribe in silence.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET And I. VERNON Then for the truth and plainness of the case.
I pluck this pale and maiden blossom here, Giving my verdict on the white rose side. SOMERSET Prick not your finger as you pluck it off, Lest bleeding you do paint the white rose red And fall on my side so, against your will. VERNON If I my lord, for my opinion bleed, Opinion shall be surgeon to my hurt And keep me on the side where still I am. SOMERSET Well, well, come on: who else? Lawyer Unless my study and my books be false, The argument you held was wrong in you:
To SOMERSET
In sign whereof I pluck a white rose too.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Now, Somerset, where is your argument? SOMERSET Here in my scabbard, meditating that Shall dye your white rose in a bloody red.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Meantime your cheeks do counterfeit our roses;For pale they look with fear, as witnessing The truth on our side. SOMERSET No, Plantagenet, 'Tis not for fear but anger that thy cheeks Blush for pure shame to counterfeit our roses, And yet thy tongue will not confess thy error.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Hath not thy rose a canker, Somerset? SOMERSET Hath not thy rose a thorn, Plantagenet?
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Ay, sharp and piercing, to maintain his truth;Whiles thy consuming canker eats his falsehood. SOMERSET Well, I'll find friends to wear my bleeding roses, That shall maintain what I have said is true, Where false Plantagenet dare not be seen.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Now, by this maiden blossom in my hand, I scorn thee and thy fashion, peevish boy. SUFFOLK Turn not thy scorns this way, Plantagenet.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Proud Pole, I will, and scorn both him and thee. SUFFOLK I'll turn my part thereof into thy throat. SOMERSET Away, away, good William de la Pole!
We grace the yeoman by conversing with him. WARWICK Now, by God's will, thou wrong'st him, Somerset;His grandfather was Lionel Duke of Clarence, Third son to the third Edward King of England:
Spring crestless yeomen from so deep a root?
RICHARD PLANTAGENET He bears him on the place's privilege, Or durst not, for his craven heart, say thus. SOMERSET By him that made me, I'll maintain my words On any plot of ground in Christendom.
Was not thy father, Richard Earl of Cambridge, For treason executed in our late king's days?
And, by his treason, stand'st not thou attainted, Corrupted, and exempt from ancient gentry?
His trespass yet lives guilty in thy blood;And, till thou be restored, thou art a yeoman.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET My father was attached, not attainted, Condemn'd to die for treason, but no traitor;And that I'll prove on better men than Somerset, Were growing time once ripen'd to my will.
For your partaker Pole and you yourself, I'll note you in my book of memory, To scourge you for this apprehension:
Look to it well and say you are well warn'd. SOMERSET Ah, thou shalt find us ready for thee still;And know us by these colours for thy foes, For these my friends in spite of thee shall wear.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET And, by my soul, this pale and angry rose, As cognizance of my blood-drinking hate, Will I for ever and my faction wear, Until it wither with me to my grave Or flourish to the height of my degree. SUFFOLK Go forward and be choked with thy ambition!
And so farewell until I meet thee next.
Exit SOMERSET Have with thee, Pole. Farewell, ambitious Richard.
Exit RICHARD PLANTAGENET How I am braved and must perforce endure it! WARWICK This blot that they object against your house Shall be wiped out in the next parliament Call'd for the truce of Winchester and Gloucester;And if thou be not then created York, I will not live to be accounted Warwick.
Meantime, in signal of my love to thee, Against proud Somerset and William Pole, Will I upon thy party wear this rose:
And here I prophesy: this brawl to-day, Grown to this faction in the Temple-garden, Shall send between the red rose and the white A thousand souls to death and deadly night.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Good Master Vernon, I am bound to you, That you on my behalf would pluck a flower. VERNON In your behalf still will I wear the same. Lawyer And so will I.
RICHARD PLANTAGENET Thanks, gentle sir.
Come, let us four to dinner: I dare say This quarrel will drink blood another day.