'Men, I dismissed ye too soon--parade, parade again, I say,' he cried. 'My watch is fast, I find. There's another twenty minutes afore the worship of God commences. Now all of you that ha'n't got firelocks, fall in at the lower end. Eyes right and dress!'
As every man was anxious to see how the rest stood, those at the end of the line pressed forward for that purpose, till the line assumed the form of a bow.
'Look at ye now. Why, you are all a crooking in. Dress, dress!'
They dressed forthwith; but impelled by the same motive they soon resumed their former figure, and so they were despairingly permitted to remain.
'Now, I hope you'll have a little patience,' said the sergeant, as he stood in the centre of the arc, 'and pay strict attention to the word of command, just exactly as I give it out to ye; and if I should go wrong, I shall be much obliged to any friend who'll put me right again, for I have only been in the army three weeks myself, and we are all liable to mistakes.'
'So we be, so we be,' said the line heartily.
''Tention, the whole, then. Poise fawlocks. Very well done!'
'Please, what must we do that haven't got no firelocks!' said the lower end of the line in a helpless voice.
'Now, was ever such a question. Why, you must do nothing at all, but think HOW you'd poise 'em IF you had 'em. You middle men, that are armed with hurdle-sticks and cabbage-stumps just to make-believe, must of course use 'em as if they were the real thing.
Now then, cock fawlocks. Present. Fire! (Pretend to, I mean, and the same time throw yer imagination into the field o' battle.. Very good--very good indeed; except that some of you were a LITTLE too soon, and the rest a LITTLE too late.'
'Please, sergeant, can I fall out, as I am master-player in the choir, and my bass-viol strings won't stand at this time o' year, unless they be screwed up a little before the passon comes in?'
'How can you think of such trifles as churchgoing at such a time as this, when your own native country is on the point of invasion?' said the sergeant sternly. 'And, as you know, the drill ends three minutes afore church begins, and that's the law, and it wants a quarter of an hour yet. Now, at the word PRIME, shake the powder (supposing you've got it) into the priming-pan, three last fingers behind the rammer; then shut your pans, drawing your right arm nimble-like towards your body. I ought to have told ye before this, that at HAND YOUR KATRIDGE, seize it and bring it with a quick motion to your mouth, bite the top well off, and don't swaller so much of the powder as to make ye hawk and spet instead of attending to your drill. What's that man a-saying of in the rear rank?'
'Please, sir, 'tis Anthony Cripplestraw, wanting to know how he's to bite off his katridge, when he haven't a tooth left in 's head?'
'Man. Why, what's your genius for war. Hold it up to your right-hand man's mouth, to be sure, and let him nip it off for ye.
Well, what have you to say, Private Tremlett. Don't ye understand English?'
'Ask yer pardon, sergeant; but what must we infantry of the awkward squad do if Boney comes afore we get our firelocks?'
'Take a pike, like the rest of the incapables. You'll find a store of them ready in the corner of the church tower. Now then--Shoulder--r--r--r--'
'There, they be tinging in the passon!' exclaimed David, Miller Loveday's man, who also formed one of the company, as the bells changed from chiming all three together to a quick beating of one.
The whole line drew a breath of relief, threw down their arms, and began running off.
'Well, then, I must dismiss ye,' said the sergeant. 'Come back-- come back. Next drill is Tuesday afternoon at four. And, mind, if your masters won't let ye leave work soon enough, tell me, and I'll write a line to Gover'ment. 'Tention. To the right--left wheel, I mean--no, no--right wheel. Mar--r--r--rch!'
Some wheeled to the right and some to the left, and some obliging men, including Cripplestraw, tried to wheel both ways.
