[Enter TRUEWORTH and WILDRAKE.]
Wild. Nay, Master Trueworth, I must needs be gone!
She treats me worse and worse! I am a stock, That words have none to pay her. For her sake I quit the town to-day. I like a jest, But hers are jests past bearing. I am her butt, She nothing does but practise on! A plague! -Fly her shafts ever your way?
True. Would they did!
Wild. Art mad?--or wishest she should drive thee so?
True. Thou knowest her not.
Wild. I know not neighbour Constance?
Then know I not myself, or anything Which as myself I know!
True. Heigh ho!
Wild. Heigh ho!
Why what a burden that for a man's song!
Would fit a maiden that was sick for love.
Heigh ho! Come ride with me to Lincolnshire, And turn thy "Heigh ho!" into "hilly ho!"True. Nay, rather tarry thou in town with me.
Men sometimes find a friend's hand of avail, When useless proves their own. Wilt lend me thine?
Wild. Or may my horse break down in a steeple-chase!
True. A steeple-chase. What made thee think of that?
I'm for the steeple--not to ride a race, Only to get there!--nor alone, in sooth, But in fair company.
Wild. Thou'rt not in love!
True. Heigh ho!
Wild. Thou wouldst not marry!
True. With your help.
Wild. And whom, I prithee?
True. Gentle Mistress Constance!
Wild. What!--neighbour Constance?--Never did I dream That mortal man would fall in love with her. [Aside.]
In love with neighbour Constance!--I feel strange At thought that she should marry!--[Aside.] Go to church With neighbour Constance! That's a steeple-chase I never thought of. I feel very strange!
What seest in neighbour Constance?
True. Lovers' eyes See with a vision proper to themselves;Yet thousand eyes will vouch what mine affirm.
First, then, I see in her the mould express Of woman--stature, feature, body, limb -Breathing the gentle sex we value most, When most 'tis at antipodes with ours!
Wild. You mean that neighbour Constance is a woman.
Why, yes; she is a woman, certainly.
True. So much for person. Now for her complexion.
What shall we liken to her dainty skin?
Her arm, for instance? - Wild. Snow will match it.
True. Snow!
It is her arm without the smoothness on't;
Then is not snow transparent. 'Twill not do.
Wild. A pearl's transparent!
True. So it is, but yet Yields not elastic to the thrilled touch!
I know not what to liken to her arm Except her beauteous fellow! Oh! to be The chosen friend of two such neighbours!
Wild. Would His tongue would make a halt. He makes too free With neighbour Constance! Can't he let her arms Alone! I trust their chosen friend Will ne'er be he! I'm vexed. [Aside.]
True. But graceful things Grow doubly graceful in the graceful use!
Hast marked her ever walk the drawing-room?
Wild. [Snappishly.] No.
True. No! Why, where have been your eyes?
Wild. In my head!
But I begin to doubt if open yet. [Aside.]
True. Yet that's a trifle to the dance; down which She floats as though she were a form of air;The ground feels not her foot, or tells not on't;Her movements are the painting of the strain, Its swell, its fall, its mirth, its tenderness!
Then is she fifty Constances!--each moment Another one, and each, except its fellow, Without a peer! You have danced with her!
Wild. I hate To dance! I can't endure to dance!--Of course You have danced with her?
True. I have.
Wild. You have?
True. I have.
Wild. I do abominate to dance!--could carve Fiddlers and company! A dancing man To me was ever like a dancing dog!
Save less to be endured.--Ne'er saw I one But I bethought me of the master's whip.
True. A man might bear the whip to dance with her!
Wild. Not if I had the laying of it on!
True. Well; let that pass. The lady is the theme.
Wild. Yes; make an end of it!--I'm sick of it. [Aside.]
True. How well she plays the harpsichord and harp!
How well she sings to them! Whoe'er would prove The power of song, should hear thy neighbour sing, Especially a love-song!
Wild. Does she sing Such songs to thee?
True. Oh, yes, and constantly.
For such I ever ask her.
Wild. Forward minx! [Aside.]
Maids should not sing love-songs to gentlemen!
Think'st neighbour Constance is a girl to love?
True. A girl to love?--Ay, and with all her soul!
Wild. How know you that?
True. I have studied close the sex.
