The Cumberland Doctor's mention of Doncaster Races,inspired Mr.Francis Goodchild with the idea of going down to Doncaster to see the races.Doncaster being a good way off,and quite out of the way of the Idle Apprentices (if anything could be out of their way,who had no way),it necessarily followed that Francis perceived Doncaster in the race-week to be,of all possible idleness,the particular idleness that would completely satisfy him.
Thomas,with an enforced idleness grafted on the natural and voluntary power of his disposition,was not of this mind;objecting that a man compelled to lie on his back on a floor,a sofa,a table,a line of chairs,or anything he could get to lie upon,was not in racing condition,and that he desired nothing better than to lie where he was,enjoying himself in looking at the flies on the ceiling.But,Francis Goodchild,who had been walking round his companion in a circuit of twelve miles for two days,and had begun to doubt whether it was reserved for him ever to be idle in his life,not only overpowered this objection,but even converted Thomas Idle to a scheme he formed (another idle inspiration),of conveying the said Thomas to the sea-coast,and putting his injured leg under a stream of salt-water.
Plunging into this happy conception headforemost,Mr.Goodchild immediately referred to the county-map,and ardently discovered that the most delicious piece of sea-coast to be found within the limits of England,Ireland,Scotland,Wales,the Isle of Man,and the Channel Islands,all summed up together,was Allonby on the coast of Cumberland.There was the coast of Scotland opposite to Allonby,said Mr.Goodchild with enthusiasm;there was a fine Scottish mountain on that Scottish coast;there were Scottish lights to be seen shining across the glorious Channel,and at Allonby itself there was every idle luxury (no doubt)that a watering-place could offer to the heart of idle man.Moreover,said Mr.Goodchild,with his finger on the map,this exquisite retreat was approached by a coach-road,from a railway-station called Aspatria -a name,in a manner,suggestive of the departed glories of Greece,associated with one of the most engaging and most famous of Greek women.On this point,Mr.Goodchild continued at intervals to breathe a vein of classic fancy and eloquence exceedingly irksome to Mr.Idle,until it appeared that the honest English pronunciation of that Cumberland country shortened Aspatria into 'Spatter.'After this supplementary discovery,Mr.Goodchild said no more about it.
By way of Spatter,the crippled Idle was carried,hoisted,pushed,poked,and packed,into and out of carriages,into and out of beds,into and out of tavern resting-places,until he was brought at length within sniff of the sea.And now,behold the apprentices gallantly riding into Allonby in a one-horse fly,bent upon staying in that peaceful marine valley until the turbulent Doncaster time shall come round upon the wheel,in its turn among what are in sporting registers called the 'Fixtures'for the month.
'Do you see Allonby!'asked Thomas Idle.
'I don't see it yet,'said Francis,looking out of window.
'It must be there,'said Thomas Idle.
'I don't see it,'returned Francis.
'It must be there,'repeated Thomas Idle,fretfully.
'Lord bless me!'exclaimed Francis,drawing in his head,'I suppose this is it!'
'A watering-place,'retorted Thomas Idle,with the pardonable sharpness of an invalid,'can't be five gentlemen in straw hats,on a form on one side of a door,and four ladies in hats and falls,on a form on another side of a door,and three geese in a dirty little brook before them,and a boy's legs hanging over a bridge (with a boy's body I suppose on the other side of the parapet),and a donkey running away.What are you talking about?'
'Allonby,gentlemen,'said the most comfortable of landladies as she opened one door of the carriage;'Allonby,gentlemen,'said the most attentive of landlords,as he opened the other.
Thomas Idle yielded his arm to the ready Goodchild,and descended from the vehicle.Thomas,now just able to grope his way along,in a doubled-up condition,with the aid of two thick sticks,was no bad embodiment of Commodore Trunnion,or of one of those many gallant Admirals of the stage,who have all ample fortunes,gout,thick sticks,tempers,wards,and nephews.With this distinguished naval appearance upon him,Thomas made a crab-like progress up a clean little bulk-headed staircase,into a clean little bulk-headed room,where he slowly deposited himself on a sofa,with a stick on either hand of him,looking exceedingly grim.
'Francis,'said Thomas Idle,'what do you think of this place?'
'I think,'returned Mr.Goodchild,in a glowing way,'it is everything we expected.'
'Hah!'said Thomas Idle.
'There is the sea,'cried Mr.Goodchild,pointing out of window;'and here,'pointing to the lunch on the table,'are shrimps.Let us -'here Mr.Goodchild looked out of window,as if in search of something,and looked in again,-'let us eat 'em.'
The shrimps eaten and the dinner ordered,Mr.Goodchild went out to survey the watering-place.As Chorus of the Drama,without whom Thomas could make nothing of the scenery,he by-and-by returned,to have the following report screwed out of him.
In brief,it was the most delightful place ever seen.
'But,'Thomas Idle asked,'where is it?'
'It's what you may call generally up and down the beach,here and there,'said Mr.Goodchild,with a twist of his hand.
'Proceed,'said Thomas Idle.
It was,Mr.Goodchild went on to say,in cross-examination,what you might call a primitive place.Large?No,it was not large.
Who ever expected it would be large?Shape?What a question to ask!No shape.What sort of a street?Why,no street.Shops?
