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第14章 Box Five (3)

The inspector's eyes started out of his head, as though to ask why the manager had uttered that ominous "Very well!""Because I'm going to settle the account of any one who has not seen him!" explained the manager."As he seems to be everywhere, I can't have people telling me that they see him nowhere.

I like people to work for me when I employ them!"Having said this, M.Richard paid no attention to the inspector and discussed various matters of business with his acting-manager, who had entered the room meanwhile.The inspector thought he could go and was gently--oh, so gently!--sidling toward the door, when M.Richard nailed the man to the floor with a thundering:

"Stay where you are!"

M.Remy had sent for the box-keeper to the Rue de Provence, close to the Opera, where she was engaged as a porteress.

She soon made her appearance.

"What's your name?"

"Mme.Giry.You know me well enough, sir; I'm the mother of little Giry, little Meg, what!"This was said in so rough and solemn a tone that, for a moment, M.Richard was impressed.He looked at Mme.Giry, in her faded shawl, her worn shoes, her old taffeta dress and dingy bonnet.It was quite evident from the manager's attitude, that he either did not know or could not remember having met Mme.Giry, nor even little Giry, nor even "little Meg!" But Mme.Giry's pride was so great that the celebrated box-keeper imagined that everybody knew her.

"Never heard of her!" the manager declared."But that's no reason, Mme.Giry, why I shouldn't ask you what happened last night to make you and the inspector call in a municipal guard"I was just wanting to see you, sir, and talk to you about it, so that you mightn't have the same unpleasantness as M.Debienne and M.Poligny.They wouldn't listen to me either, at first.""I'm not asking you about all that.I'm asking what happened last night."Mme.Giry turned purple with indignation.Never had she been spoken to like that.She rose as though to go, gathering up the folds of her skirt and waving the feathers of her dingy bonnet with dignity, but, changing her mind, she sat down again and said, in a haughty voice:

"I'll tell you what happened.The ghost was annoyed again!"Thereupon, as M.Richard was on the point of bursting out, M.Moncharmin interfered and conducted the interrogatory, whence it appeared that Mme.Giry thought it quite natural that a voice should be heard to say that a box was taken, when there was nobody in the box.

She was unable to explain this phenomenon, which was not new to her, except by the intervention of the ghost.Nobody could see the ghost in his box, but everybody could hear him.She had often heard him;and they could believe her, for she always spoke the truth.

They could ask M.Debienne and M.Poligny, and anybody who knew her;and also M.Isidore Saack, who had had a leg broken by the ghost!

"Indeed!" said Moncharmin, interrupting her."Did the ghost break poor Isidore Saack's leg?"Mme.Giry opened her eyes with astonishment at such ignorance.

However, she consented to enlighten those two poor innocents.

The thing had happened in M.Debienne and M.Poligny's time, also in Box Five and also during a performance of FAUST.Mme.Giry coughed, cleared her throat--it sounded as though she were preparing to sing the whole of Gounod's score--and began:

"It was like this, sir.That night, M.Maniera and his lady, the jewelers in the Rue Mogador, were sitting in the front of the box, with their great friend, M.Isidore Saack, sitting behind Mme.Maniera.

Mephistopheles was singing"--Mme.Giry here burst into song herself--"`Catarina, while you play at sleeping,' and then M.Maniera heard a voice in his right ear (his wife was on his left) saying, `Ha, ha!

Julie's not playing at sleeping!' His wife happened to be called Julie.So.M.Maniera turns to the right to see who was talking to him like that.Nobody there! He rubs his ear and asks himself, if he's dreaming.Then Mephistopheles went on with his serenade.

...But, perhaps I'm boring you gentlemen?""No, no, go on."

"You are too good, gentlemen," with a smirk."Well, then, Mephistopheles went on with his serenade"--Mme.Giry, burst into song again--" `Saint, unclose thy portals holy and accord the bliss, to a mortal bending lowly, of a pardon-kiss.' And then M.Maniera again hears the voice in his right ear, saying, this time, `Ha, ha!

Julie wouldn't mind according a kiss to Isidore!' Then he turns round again, but, this time, to the left; and what do you think he sees? Isidore, who had taken his lady's hand and was covering it with kisses through the little round place in the glove--like this, gentlemen"--rapturously kissing the bit of palm left bare in the middle of her thread gloves."Then they had a lively time between them! Bang! Bang! M.Maniera, who was big and strong, like you, M.Richard, gave two blows to M.Isidore Saack, who was small and weak like M.Moncharmin, saving his presence.

There was a great uproar.People in the house shouted, `That will do!

Stop them! He'll kill him!' Then, at last, M.Isidore Saack managed to run away.""Then the ghost had not broken his leg?" asked M.Moncharmin, a little vexed that his figure had made so little impression on Mme.Giry.

"He did break it for him, sir," replied Mme.Giry haughtily.

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