“Ladies and gentlemen，” the Director repeated once more， “excuse me for thus interrupting your labours. A painful duty constrains me. The security and stability of Society are in danger. Yes， in danger， ladies and gentlemen. This man，” he pointed accusingly at Bernard， “this man who stands before you here， this Alpha-Plus to whom so much has been given， and from whom， in consequence， so much must be expected， this colleague of yours–or should I anticipate and say this ex-colleague？–has grossly betrayed the trust imposed in him. By his heretical views on sport and soma， by the scandalous unorthodoxy of his sex-life， by his refusal to obey the teachings of Our Ford and behave out of office hours， ‘even as a little infant，’” （here the Director made the sign of the T）， “he has proved himself an enemy of Society， a subverter， ladies and gentlemen， of all Order and Stability， a conspirator against Civilization itself. For this reason I propose to dismiss him， to dismiss him with ignominy from the post he has held in this Centre； I propose forthwith to apply for his transference to a Subcentre of the lowest order and， that his punishment may serve the best interest of Society， as far as possible removed from any important Centre of population. In Iceland he will have small opportunity to lead others astray by his unfordly example.” The Director paused； then， folding his arms， he turned impressively to Bernard. “Marx，” he said， “can you show any reason why I should not now execute the judgment passed upon you？”
“Yes， I can，” Bernard answered in a very loud voice.
Somewhat taken aback， but still majestically， “Then show it，” said the Director.
“Certainly. But it’s in the passage. One moment.” Bernard hurried to the door and threw it open. “Come in，” he commanded， and the reason came in and showed itself.
There was a gasp， a murmur of astonishment and horror； a young girl screamed； standing on a chair to get a better view some one upset two test-tubes full of spermatozoa. Bloated， sagging， and among those firm youthful bodies， those undistorted faces， a strange and terrifying monster of middle-agedness， Linda advanced into the room， coquettishly smiling her broken and discoloured smile， and rolling as she walked， with what was meant to be a voluptuous undulation， her enormous haunches. Bernard walked beside her.
“There he is，” he said， pointing at the Director.
“Did you think I didn’t recognize him？” Linda asked indignantly； then， turning to the Director， “Of course I knew you； Tomakin， I should have known you anywhere， among a thousand. But perhaps you’ve forgotten me. Don’t you remember？ Don’t you remember， Tomakin？ Your Linda.” She stood looking at him， her head on one side， still smiling， but with a smile that became progressively， in face of the Director’s expression of petrified disgust， less and less self-confident， that wavered and finally went out. “Don’t you remember， Tomakin？” she repeated in a voice that trembled. Her eyes were anxious， agonized. The blotched and sagging face twisted grotesquely into the grimace of extreme grief. “Tomakin！” She held out her arms. Some one began to titter.
“What’s the meaning，” began the Director， “of this monstrous…”
“Tomakin！” She ran forward， her blanket trailing behind her， threw her arms round his neck， hid her face on his chest.
A howl of laughter went up irrepressibly.
“…this monstrous practical joke，” the Director shouted.
Red in the face， he tried to disengage himself from her embrace. Desperately she clung. “But I’m Linda， I’m Linda.” The laughter drowned her voice. “You made me have a baby，” she screamed above the uproar. There was a sudden and appalling hush； eyes floated uncomfortably， not knowing where to look. The Director went suddenly pale， stopped struggling and stood， his hands on her wrists， staring down at her， horrified. “Yes， a baby–and I was its mother.” She flung the obscenity like a challenge into the outraged silence； then， suddenly breaking away from him， ashamed， ashamed， covered her face with her hands， sobbing. “It wasn’t my fault， Tomakin. Because I always did my drill， didn’t I？ Didn’t I？ Always…I don’t know how…If you knew how awful， Tomakin…But he was a comfort to me， all the same.” Turning towards the door， “John！” she called. “John！”
He came in at once， paused for a moment just inside the door， looked round， then soft on his moccasined feet strode quickly across the room， fell on his knees in front of the Director， and said in a clear voice： “My father！”
The word （for “father” was not so much obscene as–with its connotation of something at one remove from the loathsomeness and moral obliquity of child-bearing–merely gross， a scatological rather than a pornographic impropriety）； the comically smutty word relieved what had become a quite intolerable tension. Laughter broke out， enormous， almost hysterical， peal after peal， as though it would never stop. My father–and it was the Director！ My father！ Oh Ford， oh Ford！ That was really too good. The whooping and the roaring renewed themselves， faces seemed on the point of disintegration， tears were streaming. Six more test-tubes of spermatozoa were upset. My father！
Pale， wild-eyed， the Director glared about him in an agony of bewildered humiliation.
My father！ The laughter， which had shown signs of dying away， broke out again more loudly than ever. He put his hands over his ears and rushed out of the room.
