啊!春天来了!(春你吗隔壁!现在都马上秋天了!)
啊!丰收的季节来了!(收娘的卵!最少还有两个月!)
啊!昨晚好爽!(+1008611!)
亡心表示昨晚玩了**之后,双臂无力、腰酸、背疼、腿发软!
应该是抱着90斤左右的东东太久的缘故!
做了太多的剧烈运动腰酸!
后背全是抓痕!
想上个厕所,直接倒地!
亡心望着天花板!
然后!4只玉足突然袭来!
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再然后亡心就到了一个应该是擂台上!
系统声音响起!
系统错乱!
系统表示维修中!
请宿主小心!
祝您好运!
希望能再见!
一道声音又响起!
“于无悔、花梦琪、花小雨对战亡心,现在开始!”
亡心表示,我想妈妈了!
突然间!三道光闪现在擂台之上!
3......
2......
1......
比赛开始!
花梦琪拿着一把电锯!
花小雨拿着一把剪刀!
于无悔拿着一根绳子!
花梦琪表示“我要把你身上东西都裁成零件!”
花小雨表示“我要把的祸害的东西剪掉!”
于无悔表示“我想把我们两人绑一起!”
亡心对着花梦琪道:“梦琪!要是我被裁成了零件的话,是按在那里呢!梦琪!你能把我心裁出来后,放在你身边吗!(以上都是假的!下面才是真的!)花梦琪,你难道忘了你发下的人道誓言了吗!”
亡心直接直视着花小雨!
2分钟后......
花小雨把剪刀扔了!
亡心来到于无悔的身旁,“无悔妹妹,要是我们两个绑在一起的话,怎么生宝宝呀!”
“讨厌啦!谁要和你生宝宝了!你自己生去!”然后于无悔就跑下台了!
“我就问问!还有谁!还有谁!还有谁!”
咚!
亡心表示我的头怎么掉了!
占林曼出现在亡心面前“我终于杀了你,终于杀了你!”
(俺也应该表示下了!卧槽你把猪脚杀了,我怎么写?写他儿子还是写他妹?......省略1000000字!)
亡心把头捡起来!放在脖子上!
“系统,我太阳你**********(有什么难听的说什么难听的!)”
系统回复:哦!
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于无悔哭着抱着亡心的‘尸体’“花梦琪,花小雨你们看看,亡心都被你们给踢死了!”
花梦琪和花小雨表示!我们就是故意的!
“我们也不是故意的,谁知道元力一下就回来了!境界也升了!”
三女一人一句......
到最后,三女大战即将爆发!
亡心起来了举起手道:“我能上个厕所吗!”
这次是6只玉足了!
“还......”亡心话没说完又倒了!
系统:“你真渣渣!”
“系统,帮我传音花梦琪!就说只要她不再闹了,我把她报杀父之仇!系统你也给她看点实力!”
系统回复:已传音!
然后花梦琪,表示“我先去《新世界》了!”
“系统给我传音花小雨!就说她再闹的话!现代10大酷刑伺候!给她看看现代10大酷刑!”
系统回复:已传音!
花小雨也说道:“我去陪梦琪姐!”
两女离开房间后,亡心爬了起来抱着于无悔道:“无悔老婆,我需要安慰!”
而无悔就是一巴掌过去!
啪!
“为什么,为什么你要这样对我们!”
“无悔!其实是这样的......(然后就是咯里吧嗦一大堆的情话!我都不好意思说!)”
系统提示:今日日常任务已发布!“今日内升至10级!”任务奖励:500能量,惩罚未知!
系统提示:主线任务之九也发布。在5年内《新世界》内超神!奖励继续穿!惩罚:未知!
亡心表示!“我想静静!(以后要是有女儿的话,一定取名叫静静!)”
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