几秒后,虞音回到了游戏大厅内/。/。/。
此时的虞音先是环顾了一下四周,发现老娘干你全家已经不在商城区内了。/。/。
这时候,虞音打开了好友列表,发现老娘干你全家现在在匹配区内等候比赛中。随即,虞音便朝着匹配区走了过去。
几分钟后,虞音来到了匹配区内,看着面前的人山人海,顿时犯愁了,他不知道该如何找到老娘干你全家。
一分钟后,突然有一个人在虞音的背后拍了她一下,令她吓了一大跳。当她转身面向那个人时,发现此人正是她找了好久的老娘干你全家。
“你怎么才来,我还以为你今天不会再上线了呢。”老娘干你全家说道。
“我刚刚问了一下我哥一些关于游戏里的事情,所以来晚了。”虞音说道。
“你哥是叫小天吗?”
“你怎么会知道我哥的小名?”
“因为你ID上写着,小天哥哥的妹妹。你该不会喜欢你的哥哥吧?”
“我才不喜欢我哥哥呢!我只是有些崇拜我的哥哥而已。。。。。。”
“你说的这两样完全就是一个控兄妹妹所必备的东西。你还敢说你不喜欢你哥哥!”
“就算我控兄,我和哥哥之间只有亲情,没有爱情,所以你不用担心我们之间会产生禁忌之恋。”
“好吧,你就当我什么都没有说。对了,你问你哥什么事情呀?”
“关于全宇宙第一帅的事情。”
“真的吗?!那他有说全宇宙第一帅是谁吗?”
“他说了,而他的回答道很让我吃惊。”
“到底是谁?你赶快告诉我啊!”
“全宇宙第一帅就是我的哥哥,虞天。”
“什么?!全宇宙第一帅居然是你的哥哥,这真是太不可思议了!”老娘干你全家一脸吃惊的看着虞音。
“其实我也不敢相信全宇宙第一帅竟然是我的那个超级自恋的哥哥。”
“等等,你刚刚说你哥哥的真名叫虞天,对吗?”
“是啊,我哥哥的名字就叫虞天。”
“你哥哥的名字和我前段时间的一个相亲对象的名字一模一样,真是太巧了。”
“我哥哥前段时间也相过亲,你该不会就是我的嫂子肖云吧?”
“没错,我就是肖云。等等,你刚才叫了我一声嫂子,也就是说你哥哥承认我是他的女朋友啦?!这可真是得来全不费功夫啊!还好我留了一个心眼,让吴奶奶把你家的住址告诉了我。等着吧,我明天就上你家去钓你哥!!”
哥,我不是有意出卖你的,遇上这样极品的嫂子你就自求多福吧。虞音在心中为虞天祷告道。
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