奶奶回来端着咖啡,我掏给她20,她欣然接受了。坐了半天,不见她的daughter,我感到很奇怪,等了半天还不出来,这是搞什么飞机呀,怕羞啊?躲在房里。有这种事吗?我转头问Bobby,“So where is her daughter?”
“Daughter, what daughter?”
个死乌龟,还装傻充愣,冷不丁我一回头,看到了一幅到死都不会忘的图像,那老奶奶就站在我身前,脱光了。
她脱光了。
她他妈竟脱光了。
她他妈在我他妈没批准的情况下竟他妈自己脱光了。
而且就站在我鼻尖前。
我一时间愣住了,脑子一片空白,半天才寻思过来,原来压根没什么daughter的事,这个就是那个岁数大点的30多的半老徐娘,强悍!我让这死乌龟忽悠了。
眼前的身体在黄色顶灯的照射下映射出大块大块温和的色彩,亮面到暗面的过度很柔和,就像油画里的人像。我的酒已经全醒了,我感到身处在一个极其尴尬的境地,他们都在等待我做出决策。我又回头跟Bobby说:“I thought it’s her daughter or what…”
“Come on Bobby, look at her, she is old that’s true, but she still got a perfect pussy.”
我再次回过头,发现她变了个姿势,背过身,伏下去,冲我撅起屁股,露出她的pussy。
我认真研究了她的pussy,忽然想起美国派里那个grandmafucker,我也要成为grandmafucker了吗。
奶奶转身坐下,明显的不高兴,看来我伤她自尊了。她气呼呼的说,“So what?You gonna take your pants off or what? I just want finish my job.”
我不情愿的脱了裤子,我说“I’m not sure I can get hard.”
“You don’t worry about that.”说完嘬了起来。
我感到一阵阵的恶心,嘬了半天,没有起色,她放弃了,“I told you.”I said.
她去穿衣服,我穿上裤子,起身就走,Bobby忙陪着笑拉住我,“Come on Bobby, don’t go.”“You just nervous, it’s nothing. It’s very natural. Let’s just wait a sec and do this again.”
“I’m not nervous. I’m just sick.”
老奶奶哼了一声,想说什么但咽下去了,不是什么好话反正。
“It’s ok. You just need to relax.”Bobby站起来拉开拉锁,那老奶奶又去嘬,他们配合的倒是默契。
我很不耐烦,不想再在这里多呆一刻,站起来走了,Bobby忙追出来,边走边回头对老奶奶说“He’ll come again, u have to finish your job. Don’t forget!”
走到外面,Bobby一个劲的赔礼道歉,我说“She makes me sick.”
“Yea yea I know. When I have sex with her I always close my eyes.”
“Yea good for you.”我没管他,只是朝前走。
他落在了后面,一会追了上来,表情有些尴尬,“So Bobby, you got to pay me 10 dollar for this.”
“10 dollar huh?”我心里升起一股怒火,“for what? Your grandma in there?”
他被噎的没词了,愣在那,我径直走了。
走了半天发现不认识路,得打车。可是加拿大和家里可不一样,家里的出租铺天盖地,这里白天都很少,更别提现在是深夜。我走在黑黢黢的街上,回想着刚才的画面,越想越恶心。
天无绝人之路,走了半个钟头,总算遇着辆出租,一黑哥们开的,很不情愿拉客,看来是正在回家的路上。
“Where to man?”
“Ah。。。Willibrord 192.”
“Willibrord?Where is that?”
“You don’t know there?”
“Nope.”
“Ah。。。The Verdun metro station.”
“Oh that’s just a few blocks from here.”
Shit!不认识路光在这来回绕圈子了。
几分钟就到verdun metro station了,我一直看着计价器,8块一直没蹦字,我说从这左拐再往前开500米就到了,他说“This is a one way road man. Look at the sign.”
路口果然有个单行路的标志,不过很不显眼,不像家里的大蓝牌子,一目了然。
“Come on man. It’s midnight. Not possible to be caught.”
“I don’t know what it’s like in your country, but in here, we never do that.”
他于是绕了一个大圈,一刻钟后,我从刚500米远的地方回到了家,字已经蹦到了19块6,我觉得今天很不顺。
我给了他20,他说“You better go inside to get some change cause I don’t have any now.”他显然没expect我会不找钱,看来中国人给他们的印象就是这样斤斤计较吧。