During eight months of the year, straight along, the skies are bright and cloudless, and never a drop of rain falls.But when the other four months come along, you will need to go and steal an umbrella.Because you will require it.Not just one day, but one hundred and twenty days in hardly varying succession.When you want to go visiting, or attend church, or the theatre, you never look up at the clouds to see whether it is likely to rain or not--you look at the almanac.If it is Winter, it will rain--and if it is Summer, it won't rain, and you cannot help it.
You never need a lightning-rod, because it never thunders and it never lightens.And after you have listened for six or eight weeks, every night, to the dismal monotony of those quiet rains, you will wish in your heart the thunder would leap and crash and roar along those drowsy skies once, and make everything alive--you will wish the prisoned lightnings would cleave the dull firmament asunder and light it with a blinding glare for one little instant.You would give anything to hear the old familiar thunder again and see the lightning strike somebody.And along in the Summer, when you have suffered about four months of lustrous, pitiless sunshine, you are ready to go down on your knees and plead for rain--hail--snow--thunder and lightning--anything to break the monotony--you will take an earthquake, if you cannot do any better.And the chances are that you'll get it, too.
San Francisco is built on sand hills, but they are prolific sand hills.
They yield a generous vegetation.All the rare flowers which people in "the States" rear with such patient care in parlor flower-pots and green-houses, flourish luxuriantly in the open air there all the year round.
Calla lilies, all sorts of geraniums, passion flowers, moss roses--I do not know the names of a tenth part of them.I only know that while New Yorkers are burdened with banks and drifts of snow, Californians are burdened with banks and drifts of flowers, if they only keep their hands off and let them grow.And I have heard that they have also that rarest and most curious of all the flowers, the beautiful Espiritu Santo, as the Spaniards call it--or flower of the Holy Spirit--though I thought it grew only in Central America--down on the Isthmus.In its cup is the daintiest little facsimile of a dove, as pure as snow.The Spaniards have a superstitious reverence for it.The blossom has been conveyed to the States, submerged in ether; and the bulb has been taken thither also, but every attempt to make it bloom after it arrived, has failed.
I have elsewhere spoken of the endless Winter of Mono, California, and but this moment of the eternal Spring of San Francisco.Now if we travel a hundred miles in a straight line, we come to the eternal Summer of Sacramento.One never sees Summer-clothing or mosquitoes in San Francisco--but they can be found in Sacramento.Not always and unvaryingly, but about one hundred and forty-three months out of twelve years, perhaps.Flowers bloom there, always, the reader can easily believe--people suffer and sweat, and swear, morning, noon and night, and wear out their stanchest energies fanning themselves.It gets hot there, but if you go down to Fort Yuma you will find it hotter.Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth.The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time--except when it varies and goes higher.It is a U.S.military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it.There is a tradition (attributed to John Phenix [It has been purloined by fifty different scribblers who were too poor to invent a fancy but not ashamed to steal one.--M.T.]) that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition,--and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets.There is no doubt about the truth of this statement--there can be no doubt about it.Ihave seen the place where that soldier used to board.In Sacramento it is fiery Summer always, and you can gather roses, and eat strawberries and ice-cream, and wear white linen clothes, and pant and perspire, at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and then take the cars, and at noon put on your furs and your skates, and go skimming over frozen Donner Lake, seven thousand feet above the valley, among snow banks fifteen feet deep, and in the shadow of grand mountain peaks that lift their frosty crags ten thousand feet above the level of the sea.
There is a transition for you! Where will you find another like it in the Western hemisphere? And some of us have swept around snow-walled curves of the Pacific Railroad in that vicinity, six thousand feet above the sea, and looked down as the birds do, upon the deathless Summer of the Sacramento Valley, with its fruitful fields, its feathery foliage, its silver streams, all slumbering in the mellow haze of its enchanted atmosphere, and all infinitely softened and spiritualized by distance--a dreamy, exquisite glimpse of fairyland, made all the more charming and striking that it was caught through a forbidden gateway of ice and snow, and savage crags and precipices.
