With that, she resumed the work she had for a moment laid down, when her sister spoke so fervently: and with it the old song the Doctor liked to hear.And the Doctor, still reposing in his easy-chair, with his slippered feet stretched out before him on the rug, listened to the tune, and beat time on his knee with Alfred's letter, and looked at his two daughters, and thought that among the many trifles of the trifling world, these trifles were agreeable enough.
Clemency Newcome, in the meantime, having accomplished her mission and lingered in the room until she had made herself a party to the news, descended to the kitchen, where her coadjutor, Mr.Britain, was regaling after supper, surrounded by such a plentiful collection of bright pot-lids, well-scoured saucepans, burnished dinner-covers, gleaming kettles, and other tokens of her industrious habits, arranged upon the walls and shelves, that he sat as in the centre of a hall of mirrors.The majority did not give forth very flattering portraits of him, certainly; nor were they by any means unanimous in their reflections; as some made him very long-faced, others very broad-faced, some tolerably well-looking, others vastly ill-looking, according to their several manners of reflecting: which were as various, in respect of one fact, as those of so many kinds of men.But they all agreed that in the midst of them sat, quite at his ease, an individual with a pipe in his mouth, and a jug of beer at his elbow, who nodded condescendingly to Clemency, when she stationed herself at the same table.
'Well, Clemmy,' said Britain, 'how are you by this time, and what's the news?'
Clemency told him the news, which he received very graciously.Agracious change had come over Benjamin from head to foot.He was much broader, much redder, much more cheerful, and much jollier in all respects.It seemed as if his face had been tied up in a knot before, and was now untwisted and smoothed out.
'There'll be another job for Snitchey and Craggs, I suppose,' he observed, puffing slowly at his pipe.'More witnessing for you and me, perhaps, Clemmy!'
'Lor!' replied his fair companion, with her favourite twist of her favourite joints.'I wish it was me, Britain!'
'Wish what was you?'
'A-going to be married,' said Clemency.
Benjamin took his pipe out of his mouth and laughed heartily.
'Yes! you're a likely subject for that!' he said.'Poor Clem!'
Clemency for her part laughed as heartily as he, and seemed as much amused by the idea.'Yes,' she assented, 'I'm a likely subject for that; an't I?'
'YOU'LL never be married, you know,' said Mr.Britain, resuming his pipe.
'Don't you think I ever shall though?' said Clemency, in perfect good faith.
Mr.Britain shook his head.'Not a chance of it!'
'Only think!' said Clemency.'Well! - I suppose you mean to, Britain, one of these days; don't you?'
A question so abrupt, upon a subject so momentous, required consideration.After blowing out a great cloud of smoke, and looking at it with his head now on this side and now on that, as if it were actually the question, and he were surveying it in various aspects, Mr.Britain replied that he wasn't altogether clear about it, but - ye-es - he thought he might come to that at last.
'I wish her joy, whoever she may be!' cried Clemency.
'Oh she'll have that,' said Benjamin, 'safe enough.'
'But she wouldn't have led quite such a joyful life as she will lead, and wouldn't have had quite such a sociable sort of husband as she will have,' said Clemency, spreading herself half over the table, and staring retrospectively at the candle, 'if it hadn't been for - not that I went to do it, for it was accidental, I am sure - if it hadn't been for me; now would she, Britain?'
'Certainly not,' returned Mr.Britain, by this time in that high state of appreciation of his pipe, when a man can open his mouth but a very little way for speaking purposes; and sitting luxuriously immovable in his chair, can afford to turn only his eyes towards a companion, and that very passively and gravely.
'Oh! I'm greatly beholden to you, you know, Clem.'
'Lor, how nice that is to think of!' said Clemency.
At the same time, bringing her thoughts as well as her sight to bear upon the candle-grease, and becoming abruptly reminiscent of its healing qualities as a balsam, she anointed her left elbow with a plentiful application of that remedy.
'You see I've made a good many investigations of one sort and another in my time,' pursued Mr.Britain, with the profundity of a sage, 'having been always of an inquiring turn of mind; and I've read a good many books about the general Rights of things and Wrongs of things, for I went into the literary line myself, when Ibegan life.'
'Did you though!' cried the admiring Clemency.
'Yes,' said Mr.Britain: 'I was hid for the best part of two years behind a bookstall, ready to fly out if anybody pocketed a volume;and after that, I was light porter to a stay and mantua maker, in which capacity I was employed to carry about, in oilskin baskets, nothing but deceptions - which soured my spirits and disturbed my confidence in human nature; and after that, I heard a world of discussions in this house, which soured my spirits fresh; and my opinion after all is, that, as a safe and comfortable sweetener of the same, and as a pleasant guide through life, there's nothing like a nutmeg-grater.'
Clemency was about to offer a suggestion, but he stopped her by anticipating it.
'Com-bined,' he added gravely, 'with a thimble.'
'Do as you wold, you know, and cetrer, eh!' observed Clemency, folding her arms comfortably in her delight at this avowal, and patting her elbows.'Such a short cut, an't it?'
'I'm not sure,' said Mr.Britain, 'that it's what would be considered good philosophy.I've my doubts about that; but it wears well, and saves a quantity of snarling, which the genuine article don't always.'
'See how you used to go on once, yourself, you know!' said Clemency.
