'Yes, Maister Derriman, I will. No, 'tis not fit, Maister Derriman.'
'What stock has uncle lost this year, Cripplestraw?'
'Well, let's see, sir. I can call to mind that we've lost three chickens, a tom-pigeon, and a weakly sucking-pig, one of a fare of ten. I can't think of no more, Maister Derriman.'
'H'm, not a large quantity of cattle. The old rascal!'
'No, 'tis not a large quantity. Old what did you say, sir?'
'O nothing. He's within there.. Festus flung his forehead in the direction of a right line towards the inner apartment. 'He's a regular sniche one.'
'Hee, hee; fie, fie, Master Derriman!' said Cripplestraw, shaking his head in delighted censure. 'Gentlefolks shouldn't talk so. And an officer, Mr. Derriman. 'Tis the duty of all cavalry gentlemen to bear in mind that their blood is a knowed thing in the country, and not to speak ill o't.'
'He's close-fisted.'
'Well, maister, he is--I own he is a little. 'Tis the nater of some old venerable gentlemen to be so. We'll hope he'll treat ye well in yer fortune, sir.'
'Hope he will. Do people talk about me here, Cripplestraw?' asked the yeoman, as the other continued busy with his boots.
'Well, yes, sir; they do off and on, you know. They says you be as fine a piece of calvery flesh and bones as was ever growed on fallow-ground; in short, all owns that you be a fine fellow, sir. I wish I wasn't no more afraid of the French than you be; but being in the Locals, Maister Derriman, I assure ye I dream of having to defend my country every night; and I don't like the dream at all.'
'You should take it careless, Cripplestraw, as I do; and 'twould soon come natural to you not to mind it at all. Well, a fine fellow is not everything, you know. O no. There's as good as I in the army, and even better.'
'And they say that when you fall this summer, you'll die like a man.'
'When I fall?'
'Yes, sure, Maister Derriman. Poor soul o' thee. I shan't forget 'ee as you lie mouldering in yer soldier's grave.'
'Hey?' said the warrior uneasily. 'What makes 'em think I am going to fall?'
'Well, sir, by all accounts the yeomanry will be put in front.'
'Front. That's what my uncle has been saying.'
'Yes, and by all accounts 'tis true. And naterelly they'll be mowed down like grass; and you among 'em, poor young galliant officer!'
'Look here, Cripplestraw. This is a reg'lar foolish report. How can yeomanry be put in front. Nobody's put in front. We yeomanry have nothing to do with Buonaparte's landing. We shall be away in a safe place, guarding the possessions and jewels. Now, can you see, Cripplestraw, any way at all that the yeomanry can be put in front?
Do you think they really can?'
'Well, maister, I am afraid I do,' said the cheering Cripplestraw.
'And I know a great warrior like you is only too glad o' the chance.
'Twill be a great thing for ye, death and glory. In short, I hope from my heart you will be, and I say so very often to folk--in fact, I pray at night for't.'
'O! cuss you! you needn't pray about it.'
'No, Maister Derriman, I won't.'
'Of course my sword will do its duty. That's enough. And now be off with ye.'
