登陆注册
15478100000081

第81章 CHAPTER XVII ISSY'S REVENGE(1)

The following morning, at nine o'clock, Issy McKay sat upon the heap of rusty chain cable outside the blacksmith's shop at Denboro, reading, as usual, a love story. Issy was taking a "day off." He had begged permission of Captain Sol Berry, the permission had been granted, and Issy had come over to Denboro, the village eight miles above East Harniss, in his "power dory," or gasoline boat, the Lady May. The Lady May was a relic of the time before Issy was assistant depot master, when he gained a precarious living by quahauging, separating the reluctant bivalve from its muddy house on the bay bottom with an iron rake, the handle of which was forty feet long. Issy had been seized with a desire to try quahauging once more, hence his holiday. The rake was broken and he had put in at Denboro to have it fixed. While the blacksmith was busy, Issy laboriously spelled out the harrowing chapters of "Vivian, the Shop Girl; or Lord Lyndhurst's Lowly Love."

A grinning, freckled face peered cautiously around the corner of the blacksmith's front fence. Then an overripe potato whizzed through the air and burst against the shop wall a few inches from the reader's head. Issy jumped.

"You--you everlastin' young ones, you!" he shouted fiercely. "If I git my hands onto you, you'll wish you'd--I see you hidin' behind that fence."

Two barefooted little figures danced provokingly in the roadway and two shrill voices chanted in derision:

"Is McKay--Is McKay--Makes the Injuns run away!

Scalped anybody lately, Issy?

Alas for the indiscretions of youth! The tale of Issy's early expedition in search of scalps and glory was known from one end of Ostable County to the other. It had made him famous, in a way.

"If I git a-holt of you kids, I'll bet there'll be some scalpin' done," retorted the persecuted one, rising from the heap of cable.

A second potato burst like a bombshell on the shingles behind him.

McKay was a good general, in that he knew when it was wisest to retreat. Shoving the paper novel into his overalls pocket, he entered the shop.

"What's the matter, Is?" inquired the grinning blacksmith. Most people grinned when they spoke to Issy. "Gittin' too hot outside there, was it? Why don't you tomahawk 'em and have 'em for supper?"

"Humph!" grunted the offended quahauger. "Don't git gay now, Jake Larkin. You hurry up with that rake."

"Oh, all right, Is. Don't sculp ME; I ain't done nothin'. What's the news over to East Harniss?"

"Oh, I don't know. Not much. Sam Bartlett, he started for Boston this mornin'."

"Who? Sam Bartlett? I want to know! Thought he was down for six weeks. You sure about that, Is?"

"Course I'm sure. I was up to the depot and see him buy his ticket and git on the cars."

"Did, hey? Humph! So Sam's gone. Gertie Higgins still over to her Aunt Hannah's at Trumet?"

Issy looked at his questioner. "Why, yes," he said suspiciously.

"I s'pose she's there. Fact, I know she is. Pat Starkey's doin' the telegraphin' while she's away. What made you ask that?"

The blacksmith chuckled. "Oh, nothin'," he said. "How's her dad's dyspepsy? Had any more of them sudden attacks of his? I cal'late they'll take the old man off some of these days, won't they? I hear the doctor thinks there's more heart than stomach in them attacks."

But the skipper of the Lady May was not to be put off thus. "What you drivin' at, Jake?" he demanded. "What's Sam Bartlett's goin' away got to do with Gertie Higgins?"

In his eagerness he stepped to Mr. Larkin's side. The blacksmith caught sight of the novel in his customer's pocket. He snatched it forth.

"What you readin' now, Is?" he demanded. "More blood and brimstone? 'Vivy Ann, the Shop Girl!' Gee! Wow!"

"You gimme that book, Jake Larkin! Gimme it now!"

Fending the frantic quahauger off with one mighty arm, the blacksmith proceeded to read aloud:

"'Darlin',' cried Lord Lyndhurst, strainin' the beautiful and blushin' maid to his manly bosom, 'you are mine at last. Mine!

No--' Jerushy! a love story! Why, Issy! I didn't know you was in love. Who's the lucky girl? Send me an invite to your weddin', won't you?"

Issy's face was a fiery red. He tore the precious volume from its desecrator's hand, losing the pictured cover in the struggle.

"You--you pesky fool!" he shouted. "You mind your own business."

The blacksmith roared in glee. "Oh, ho!" he cried. "Issy's in love and I never guessed it. Aw, say, Is, don't be mean! Who is she? Have you strained her to your manly bosom yit? What's her name?"

"Shut up!" shrieked Issy, and strode out of the shop. His tormentor begged him not to "go off mad," and shouted sarcastic sympathy after him. But Mr. McKay heeded not. He stalked angrily along the sidewalk. Then espying just ahead of him the boys who had thrown the potatoes, he paused, turned, and walking down the carriageway at the side of the blacksmith's place of business, sat down upon a sawhorse under one of its rear windows. He could, at least, be alone here and think; and he wanted to think.

For Issy--although he didn't look it--was deeply interested in another love story as well as that in his pocket. This one was printed upon his heart's pages, and in it he was the hero, while the heroine--the unsuspecting heroine--was Gertie Higgins, daughter of Beriah Higgins, once a fisherman, now the crotchety and dyspeptic proprietor of the "general store" and postmaster at East Harniss.

This story began when Issy first acquired the Lady May. The Higgins home stood on the slope close to the boat landing, and when Issy came in from quahauging, Gertie was likely to be in the back yard, hanging out the clothes or watering the flower garden.

同类推荐
  • 大马扁

    大马扁

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 王常宗集

    王常宗集

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 黄帝素问灵枢集注

    黄帝素问灵枢集注

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 法句经疏

    法句经疏

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 佛说大净法门经

    佛说大净法门经

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
热门推荐
  • 娱天记

    娱天记

    这里是娱乐的纪元,这里没有惊天动地的玄幻世界,只有繁衍到巅峰的娱乐事业。新书等级制度:艺者,艺匠,艺宗,艺王,艺皇,艺帝,艺圣。PS:这是一个资深网络书虫,爱动漫的宅男,对未来娱乐的大胆妄想,是一本让你无语的升级流娱乐大作。
  • 鬼伴娘

    鬼伴娘

    伴娘被闹新房时,猥亵而死,成了厉鬼……她张开血口,伸出鬼手,不会放过那对新人!!!!微信号:1456390954
  • 绝世盛宠:倾城王妃别逃

    绝世盛宠:倾城王妃别逃

    【强宠,看最后女主花落谁家?】一朝重生,天翻地覆!最爱之人害她性命,就连身边的亲人也只剩下虚假,最宠她的人也成了害她最惨的人。将前世之苦全部奉还,杀她生母,她便让凶手满门锒铛入狱;移情别恋,她便让他坠下深渊!重生归来,逆天改命,却不想陷入情劫。玄冥国的储君,可号百万灵兽,却偏偏愿意为了她费尽心思……
  • tfboys彩虹天使

    tfboys彩虹天使

    TFBOYS成员:队长王俊凯,队员王源,易烊千玺彩虹天使成员:队长叶沫雪,队员雨墨,陌璃TFBOYS和彩虹是同个公司出道的艺人。沫雪在他们还未出道的时候早就认识了王俊凯,一次尴尬的邂逅让三只与三个女生相遇,在最好的时间遇到最美好的对方。三个们相遇在一起,经过时间的考验,他们最终在一。,真正的爱情力量是无私的,在时间的考验下有情人终成眷属。
  • 彼岸彼方

    彼岸彼方

    只是想要永远铭记这段难忘的记忆,把它送给那些曾经陪伴、现在依旧陪伴我的朋友们,愿我们始终守望着对方的彼岸,同在一片晴空下呼吸,任波涛翻滚,让海风吹拂着我们的衣襟和脸颊,想必在遥远彼方的你也会记起曾经的那段时光,这段时光就叫做青春……
  • 穿越网王赖上幸村精市

    穿越网王赖上幸村精市

    松本玲子一直有个深爱的男神,奈何对方不过是个漫画角色。死亡对于玲子来说不是结束而是开始,让她终于能触摸到幸村精市的幸福的开始,她成了离他最近的人!她是铃木千雅,是幸村精市的未婚妻,也是幸村家从未正面接受过的儿媳妇。“精市,我们结婚吧”“笨蛋,我们已经结婚了”
  • 为你低头为你笑

    为你低头为你笑

    千金散尽,却不及你的一抹微笑。都说最好的时刻是你在等我的时候我也恰好在等你,而我不想等了,因为我怕你永远也不会说出一句我爱你。
  • 再造地球计划

    再造地球计划

    当大地破灭,星辰轮转,我们的地球终有一天会消亡,我们是继续守护着地球,还是打破以往的界限,冲往新的征程?我们又该何去何从?而我们却只是守护者,如何去面对未来?
  • 泰族训

    泰族训

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 福妻驾到

    福妻驾到

    现代饭店彪悍老板娘魂穿古代。不分是非的极品婆婆?三年未归生死不明的丈夫?心狠手辣的阴毒亲戚?贪婪而好色的地主老财?吃上顿没下顿的贫困宭境?不怕不怕,神仙相助,一技在手,天下我有!且看现代张悦娘,如何身带福气玩转古代,开面馆、收小弟、左纳财富,右傍美男,共绘幸福生活大好蓝图!!!!快本新书《天媒地聘》已经上架开始销售,只要3.99元即可将整本书抱回家,你还等什么哪,赶紧点击下面的直通车,享受乐乐精心为您准备的美食盛宴吧!)