"I stayed in the warden's charge,and since he was a young,handsome fellow and I was not a bad-looking girl,he took special care of me.For me,jail was a palace--a garden of pleasures.My parents were indignant at my looseness but did what they could so I could get loose.But it was useless:the warden arranged things so I wouldn't escape his hands.Meanwhile the priest,who is here with us,was walking around the prison like an Irish setter,trying to get to talk to me.He was able to do it by means of a third party who was first in the bawdry business.She dressed him up like one of her maids,in a skirt and blouse,then she put a muffler over his beard,as if he had a toothache.At this interview my escape was planned.
"The next night there was a party at the house of Count Miranda,and some gypsies were going to dance at the end of it.Canil (that's the name of Reverend Urbez now)arranged for them to help him with his plans.The gypsies did everything so well that,because of their cleverness,we got the liberty we wanted and their company,too--the best on earth.The afternoon before the party I smiled at the warden more than a cat at a tripe stand,and I made more promises than a sailor in a storm.Feeling favored by them,he answered with just as many and begged me to ask him for anything and he would give it,as long as it wasn't to lose sight of me.I thanked him very much and told him that if I lost sight of him that would be the worst thing that could happen to me.Seeing that I had struck home,I begged him--since he could do it--to take me to the party that night.He thought it would be difficult,but not to go back on his promise and because the little blind archer had wounded him with an arrow,he gave his word.
"The chief constable was in love with me,too,and he had ordered all the guards,and even the warden,to take care of me and not to move me anywhere.To keep it secret,the warden dressed me up like a page in a damask green suit,trimmed in gold.The cloak was velvet of the same color,lined with yellow satin;the brimmed cap had feathers and a little diamond band.The neck was scalloped lace,the stockings were straw-colored with large,embroidered garters,the shoes were white with a perforated design,and there was a gilded sword and dagger like those made by Ayresvola.
"We came to the hall where there were large numbers of ladies and gentlemen:the men were gallant and jovial,the ladies were elegant and beautiful,and many kept their faces covered with shawls and capes.Canil was dressed like a braggadocio,and when he saw me he came up to my side,so that I was standing between him and the warden.
"The festivities began,and I saw things I won't tell about since they're beside the point.The gypsies came out to dance and do tumbling tricks.Two of them began to have words about their tumbling;one word led to another,and the first one called the other a liar.The one who had been called a liar brought his knife down on the other one's head,and so much blood began pouring out you would have thought they had killed an ox.The people there,who thought it was a joke until then,began to run around,shouting,'Help,help!'Some law officers ran over,and everyone reached for his sword.I pulled out my own,and when I saw it in my hand I trembled at the sight of it.They grabbed the guilty man,and a man who had been put there for that purpose by the gypsies said the warden was there and would take care of him.The chief constable called the warden over to put the murderer in his hands.The warden wanted to take me with him,but he was afraid I might be recognized,and he told me to go over to a corner he pointed out and not to move from there until he came back.When I saw that that crab louse had let go of me I took hold of Father Canil's hand.He was still by my side,and we were in the street like a shot.There we found one of these gentlemen who took us to his camp.
"When the wounded man (whom everyone believed was dead)thought we must have escaped,he got to his feet and said,'Gentlemen,the joke is over.I'm not hurt,and we did this to brighten up the party.'
"He took off his cap,and inside was an ox bladder on top of a good steel helmet.It had been filled with blood and had burst open when the knife struck it.Everyone began to laugh at the joke except the warden,who didn't like it at all.He went back to the place where he had told me to wait,and when he didn't find me there he started looking for me.He asked an old gypsy woman if she had seen a page of such and such a deion,and since she was in on our game she told him she had and that she had heard him say as he was leaving,holding a man's hand,'Let's go hide in the convent of San Felipe.'
"He quickly went after me,but it did no good because he went east and we were running to the west.
"Before we left Madrid we exchanged my clothes for these,and they gave me two hundred pieces of silver besides.I sold the diamond band for four hundred gold pieces.And when we got here I gave these gentlemen two hundred,as Canil had promised them.That's the story of how I was set free,and if Mr.Lazaro wants anything else,let him ask.We will do for him whatever the gentleman desires."
I thanked her for the courtesy,and as best I could I took my leave of them all.The good old man walked with me for a few miles.As we were walking along I asked him if those people were all gypsies born in Egypt.He told me there wasn't a damned one from Egypt in Spain:all of them there were really priests,friars,nuns,or thieves who had escaped from jail or from their convents.But the biggest scoundrels of all were the ones who had left their monasteries,exchanging the contemplative life for the active one.The old man went back to his camp,while I rode to Valladolid on the shank's mare.
