Sally said:"I'll be switched if I'll have that disgusting creature around stuffing himself on my wedding day;but if you're not in bed,when it's all over,mother,I do wish you'd send Mandy and the children a basket."Mother promised,and father sat and looked on and pulled his lower lip until his ears almost wiggled.Then Sally said she wanted Laddie and Shelley to stand at the parlour door and keep it tight shut,and seat every one in the sitting-room except a special list she had made out to send in there.She wanted all our family and Peter's,and only a few very close friends,but it was enough to fill the room.She said when she and Peter came downstairs every one could see how they looked when they crossed the sitting-room,and for all the difference the door would make,it could be left open then;she would be walled in by people she wanted around her,and the others could have the fun of being there,seeing what they could,and getting all they wanted to eat.Father and mother said that was all right,only to say nothing about the plan to shut the door;but when the time came just to close it and everything would be satisfactory.
Then Sally took the slate upstairs to copy the list with ink,so every one went about something,while mother crossed to father and he took her on his lap,and they looked at each other the longest and the hardest,and neither of them said a word.After a while they cried and laughed,and cried some more,and it was about as sensible as what a flock of geese say when they are let out of the barn and start for the meadow in the morning.Then father,all laughy and criey,said:"Thank God!Oh,thank God,the girl loves the home we have made for her!"Just said it over and over,and mother kept putting in:"It pays,Paul!It pays!"Next day Sally put on her riding habit and fixed herself as pretty as ever she could,and went around to have a last little visit with every one,and invited them herself,and then she wrote letters to people away.Elizabeth and Lucy came home,and every one began to work.Father and mother went to the village in the carriage and brought home the bed full of things to eat,and all we had was added,and mother began to pack butter,and save eggs for cakes,and the day before,I thought there wouldn't be a chicken left on the place.They killed and killed,and Sarah Hood,Amanda Deam,and Mrs.Freshett picked and picked.
"I'll bet a dollar we get something this time besides ribs and neck,"said Leon."How do you suppose thigh and breast would taste?""I was always crazy to try the tail,"I said.
"Much chance you got,"sniggered Leon."'Member the time that father asked the Presiding Elder,`Brother Lemon,what piece of the fowl do you prefer?'and he up and said:`I'm partial to the rump,Brother Stanton.'There sat father bound he wouldn't give him mother's piece,so he pretended he couldn't find it,and forked all over the platter and then gave him the ribs and the thigh.Gee,how mother scolded him after the preacher had gone!
You notice father hasn't asked that since.Now,he always says:
`Do you prefer light or dark meat?'Much chance you have of ever tasting a tail,if father won't even give one to the Presiding Elder!""But as many as they are killing----"
"Oh THIS time,"said Leon with a flourish,"this time we are going to have livers,and breast,and thighs,AND tails,if you are beholden to tail.""I'd like to know how we are?"
"Well,since you have proved that you can keep your mouth shut,for a little while,anyway,I'm going to take you in on this,"said Leon."You keep your eyes on me.When the wedding gets going good,you watch me,and slip out.That's all!I'll be fixed to do the rest.But mind this,get out when I do.""All right,"I promised.
They must have wakened about four o'clock on the wedding day;it wasn't really light when I got up.I had some breakfast in my night dress,and then I was all fixed up in my new clothes,and made to sit on a chair,and never move for fear I would soil my dress,for no one had time to do me over,and there was only one dress anyway.There was so much to see you could keep interested just watching,and I was as anxious to look nice before the boys and girls,and the big people,as any one.
Every mantel and table and bureau was covered with flowers,and you could have smelled the kitchen a mile away,I know.The dining table was set for the wedding party,our father and mother,and Peter's,and the others had to wait.You couldn't have laid the flat of your hand on that table anywhere,it was so covered with things to eat.Miss Amelia,in a dress none of us ever had seen before,a real nice white dress,pranced around it and smirked at every one,and waved the peacock feather brush to keep the flies from the jelly,preserves,jam,butter,and things that were not cooked.
For hours Mrs.Freshett had stood in the kitchen on one side of the stove frying chicken and heaping it in baking pans in the oven,and Amanda Deam on the other,frying ham,while Sarah Hood cooked other things,and made a wash boiler of coffee.
Everything was ready by the time it should have been.I had watched them until I was tired,when Sally came through the room where I was,and she said I might come along upstairs and see her dressed.When we reached the door I wondered where she would put me,but she pushed clothing together on a bed,and helped me up,and that was great fun.
She had been bathed and had on her beautiful new linen underclothing that mother punched full of holes and embroidered in flowers and vines,and Shelley was brushing her hair when some one called out:"The Princess is coming!"I jumped for the window,and all of them,even Sally,crowded behind.Well,talk about carriages!No one ever had seen THATone before.It WAS a carriage.And such horses!The funny "'orse,'ouse"man who made the Pryor garden was driving.
