He said,'I am very unwilling to read the manus of authours,and give them my opinion.If the authours who apply to me have money,I bid them boldly print without a name;if they have written in order to get money,I tell them to go to the booksellers,and make the best bargain they can.'BOSWELL.'But,Sir,if a bookseller should bring you a manu to look at?'JOHNSON.
'Why,Sir,I would desire the bookseller to take it away.'
I mentioned a friend of mine who had resided long in Spain,and was unwilling to return to Britain.JOHNSON.'Sir,he is attached to some woman.'BOSWELL.'I rather believe,Sir,it is the fine climate which keeps him there.'JOHNSON.'Nay,Sir,how can you talk so?What is CLIMATE to happiness?Place me in the heart of Asia,should I not be exiled?What proportion does climate bear to the complex system of human life?You may advise me to go to live at Bologna to eat sausages.The sausages there are the best in the world;they lose much by being carried.'
On Saturday,May 9,Mr.Dempster and I had agreed to dine by ourselves at the British Coffee-house.Johnson,on whom I happened to call in the morning,said he would join us,which he did,and we spent a very agreeable day,though I recollect but little of what passed.
He said,'Walpole was a minister given by the King to the people:
Pitt was a minister given by the people to the King,--as an adjunct.'
'The misfortune of Goldsmith in conversation is this:he goes on without knowing how he is to get off.His genius is great,but his knowledge is small.As they say of a generous man,it is a pity he is not rich,we may say of Goldsmith,it is a pity he is not knowing.He would not keep his knowledge to himself.'
1773:AETAT.64.]--In 1773his only publication was an edition of his folio Dictionary,with additions and corrections;nor did he,so far as is known,furnish any productions of his fertile pen to any of his numerous friends or dependants,except the Preface to his old amanuensis Macbean's Dictionary of Ancient Geography.
'TO JAMES BOSWELL,ESQ.
'DEAR SIR,--...A new edition of my great Dictionary is printed,from a copy which I was persuaded to revise;but having made no preparation,I was able to do very little.Some superfluities Ihave expunged,and some faults I have corrected,and here and there have scattered a remark;but the main fabrick of the work remains as it was.I had looked very little into it since I wrote it,and,I think,I found it full as often better,as worse,than Iexpected.
'Baretti and Davies have had a furious quarrel;a quarrel,I think,irreconcileable.Dr.Goldsmith has a new comedy,which is expected in the spring.No name is yet given it.The chief diversion arises from a stratagem by which a lover is made to mistake his future father-in-law's house for an inn.This,you see,borders upon farce.The dialogue is quick and gay,and the incidents are so prepared as not to seem improbable....
'My health seems in general to improve;but I have been troubled for many weeks with a vexatious catarrh,which is sometimes sufficiently distressful.I have not found any great effects from bleeding and physick;and am afraid,that I must expect help from brighter days and softer air.
'Write to me now and then;and whenever any good befalls you,make haste to let me know it,for no one will rejoice at it more than,dear Sir,your most humble servant,'SAM.JOHNSON.'
'London,Feb.24,1773.'
'You continue to stand very high in the favour of Mrs.Thrale.'
While a former edition of my work was passing through the press,Iwas unexpectedly favoured with a packet from Philadelphia,from Mr.
James Abercrombie,a gentleman of that country,who is pleased to honour me with very high praise of my Life of Dr.Johnson.To have the fame of my illustrious friend,and his faithful biographer,echoed from the New World is extremely flattering;and my grateful acknowledgements shall be wafted across the Atlantick.Mr.
Abercrombie has politely conferred on me a considerable additional obligation,by transmitting to me copies of two letters from Dr.
Johnson to American gentlemen.
On Saturday,April 3,the day after my arrival in London this year,I went to his house late in the evening,and sat with Mrs.Williams till he came home.I found in the London Chronicle,Dr.
Goldsmith's apology to the publick for beating Evans,a bookseller,on account of a paragraph in a newspaper published by him,which Goldsmith thought impertinent to him and to a lady of his acquaintance.The apology was written so much in Dr.Johnson's manner,that both Mrs.Williams and I supposed it to be his;but when he came home,he soon undeceived us.When he said to Mrs.
Williams,'Well,Dr.Goldsmith's manifesto has got into your paper;'I asked him if Dr.Goldsmith had written it,with an air that made him see I suspected it was his,though subscribed by Goldsmith.JOHNSON.'Sir,Dr.Goldsmith would no more have asked me to write such a thing as that for him,than he would have asked me to feed him with a spoon,or to do anything else that denoted his imbecility.I as much believe that he wrote it,as if I had seen him do it.Sir,had he shewn it to any one friend,he would not have been allowed to publish it.He has,indeed,done it very well;but it is a foolish thing well done.I suppose he has been so much elated with the success of his new comedy,that he has thought every thing that concerned him must he of importance to the publick.'BOSWELL.'I fancy,Sir,this is the first time that he has been engaged in such an adventure.'JOHNSON.'Why,Sir,Ibelieve it is the first time he has BEAT;he may have BEEN BEATENbefore.This,Sir,is a new plume to him.'
At Mr.Thrale's,in the evening,he repeated his usual paradoxical declamation against action in publick speaking.'Action can have no effect upon reasonable minds.It may augment noise,but it never can enforce argument.'
