Rousseau,Sir,is a very bad man.I would sooner sign a sentence for his transportation,than that of any felon who has gone from the Old Bailey these many years.Yes,I should like to have him work in the plantations.'BOSWELL.'Sir,do you think him as bad a man as Voltaire?'JOHNSON.'Why,Sir,it is difficult to settle the proportion of iniquity between them.'
On his favourite subject of subordination,Johnson said,'So far is it from being true that men are naturally equal,that no two people can be half an hour together,but one shall acquire an evident superiority over the other.'
I mentioned the advice given us by philosophers,to console ourselves,when distressed or embarrassed,by thinking of those who are in a worse situation than ourselves.This,I observed,could not apply to all,for there must be some who have nobody worse than they are.JOHNSON.'Why,to be sure,Sir,there are;but they don't know it.There is no being so poor and so contemptible,who does not think there is somebody still poorer,and still more contemptible.'
As my stay in London at this time was very short,I had not many opportunities of being with Dr.Johnson;but I felt my veneration for him in no degree lessened,by my having seen multoram hominum mores et urbes.On the contrary,by having it in my power to compare him with many of the most celebrated persons of other countries,my admiration of his extraordinary mind was increased and confirmed.
The roughness,indeed,which sometimes appeared in his manners,was more striking to me now,from my having been accustomed to the studied smooth complying habits of the Continent;and I clearly recognised in him,not without respect for his honest conscientious zeal,the same indignant and sarcastical mode of treating every attempt to unhinge or weaken good principles.
One evening when a young gentleman teized him with an account of the infidelity of his servant,who,he said,would not believe the ures,because he could not read them in the original tongues,and be sure that they were not invented,'Why,foolish fellow,(said Johnson,)has he any better authority for almost every thing that he believes?'BOSWELL.'Then the vulgar,Sir,never can know they are right,but must submit themselves to the learned.'
JOHNSON.'To be sure,Sir.The vulgar are the children of the State,and must be taught like children.'BOSWELL.'Then,Sir,a poor Turk must be a Mahometan,just as a poor Englishman must be a Christian?'JOHNSON.'Why,yes,Sir;and what then?This now is such stuff as I used to talk to my mother,when I first began to think myself a clever fellow;and she ought to have whipt me for it.'
Another evening Dr.Goldsmith and I called on him,with the hope of prevailing on him to sup with us at the Mitre.We found him indisposed,and resolved not to go abroad.'Come then,(said Goldsmith,)we will not go to the Mitre to-night,since we cannot have the big man with us.'Johnson then called for a bottle of port,of which Goldsmith and I partook,while our friend,now a water-drinker,sat by us.GOLDSMITH.'I think,Mr.Johnson,you don't go near the theatres now.You give yourself no more concern about a new play,than if you had never had any thing to do with the stage.'JOHNSON.'Why,Sir,our tastes greatly alter.The lad does not care for the child's rattle,and the old man does not care for the young man's whore.'GOLDSMITH.'Nay,Sir,but your Muse was not a whore.'JOHNSON.'Sir,I do not think she was.
But as we advance in the journey of life,we drop some of the things which have pleased us;whether it be that we are fatigued and don't choose to carry so many things any farther,or that we find other things which we like better.'BOSWELL.'But,Sir,why don't you give us something in some other way?'GOLDSMITH.'Ay,Sir,we have a claim upon you.'JOHNSON.No,Sir,I am not obliged to do any more.No man is obliged to do as much as he can do.A man is to have part of his life to himself.If a soldier has fought a good many campaigns,he is not to be blamed if he retires to ease and tranquillity.A physician,who has practised long in a great city,may be excused if he retires to a small town,and takes less practice.Now,Sir,the good I can do by my conversation bears the same proportion to the good I can do by my writings,that the practice of a physician,retired to a small town,does to his practice in a great city.'BOSWELL.'But Iwonder,Sir,you have not more pleasure in writing than in not writing.'JOHNSON.'Sir,you MAY wonder.'
He talked of making verses,and observed,'The great difficulty is to know when you have made good ones.When composing,I have generally had them in my mind,perhaps fifty at a time,walking up and down in my room;and then I have written them down,and often,from laziness,have written only half lines.I have written a hundred lines in a day.I remember I wrote a hundred lines of The Vanity of Human Wishes in a day.Doctor,(turning to Goldsmith,)Iam not quite idle;I made one line t'other day;but I made no more.'GOLDSMITH.'Let us hear it;we'll put a bad one to it.'
JOHNSON.'No,Sir,I have forgot it.'
'TO BENNET LANGTON,ESQ.,AT LANGTON,NEAR SPILSBY,LINCOLNSHIRE'DEAR SIR,--What your friends have done,that from your departure till now nothing has been heard of you,none of us are able to inform the rest;but as we are all neglected alike,no one thinks himself entitled to the privilege of complaint.
'I should have known nothing of you or of Langton,from the time that dear Miss Langton left us,had not I met Mr.Simpson,of Lincoln,one day in the street,by whom I was informed that Mr.
Langton,your Mamma,and yourself,had been all ill,but that you were all recovered.
'That sickness should suspend your correspondence,I did not wonder;but hoped that it would be renewed at your recovery.
