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第37章 A NOSE FOR THE KING(2)

"None other than the master of the house will I see," said he fiercely to the frightened servants."I travel upon the King's business."Straightway was he led to an inner room, where the master of the house was roused from his sleep and brought blinking before him.

"You are Pak Chung Chang, head man of this city," said Yi Chin Ho in tones that were all-accusing."I am upon the King's business."Pak Chung Chang trembled.Well he knew the King's business was ever a terrible business.His knees smote together, and he near fell to the floor.

"The hour is late," he quavered."Were it not well to--""The King's business never waits!" thundered Yi Chin Ho."Come apart with me, and swiftly.I have an affair of moment to discuss with you.

"It is the King's affair," he added with even greater fierceness; so that Pak Chung Chang's silver pipe dropped from his nerveless fingers and clattered on the floor.

"Know then," said Yi Chin Ho, when they had gone apart, "that the King is troubled with an affliction, a very terrible affliction.In that he failed to cure, the Court physician has had nothing else than his head chopped off.From all the Eight Provinces have the physicians come to wait upon the King.Wise consultation have they held, and they have decided that for a remedy for the King's affliction nothing else is required than a nose, a certain kind of nose, a very peculiar certain kind of nose.

"Then by none other was I summoned than His Excellency the Prime Minister himself.He put a paper into my hand.Upon this paper was the very peculiar kind of nose drawn by the physicians of the Eight Provinces, with the seal of State upon it.

"'Go,' said His Excellency the Prime Minister.'Seek out this nose, for the King's affliction is sore.And wheresoever you find this nose upon the face of a man, strike it off forthright and bring it in all haste to the Court, for the King must be cured.Go, and come not back until your search is rewarded.'

"And so I departed upon my quest," said Yi Chin Ho."I have sought out the remotest corners of the kingdom; I have travelled the Eight Highways, searched the Eight Provinces, and sailed the seas of the Eight Coasts.And here I am."With a great flourish he drew a paper from his girdle, unrolled it with many snappings and cracklings, and thrust it before the face of Pak Chung Chang.Upon the paper was the picture of the nose.

Pak Chung Chang stared upon it with bulging eyes.

"Never have I beheld such a nose," he began.

"There is a wart upon it," said Yi Chin Ho.

"Never have I beheld--" Pak Chung Chang began again.

"Bring your father before me," Yi Chin Ho interrupted sternly.

"My ancient and very-much-to-be-respected ancestor sleeps," said Pak Chung Chang.

"Why dissemble?" demanded Yi Chin Ho."You know it is your father's nose.

Bring him before me that I may strike it off and be gone.Hurry, lest Imake bad report of you."

"Mercy!" cried Pak Chung Chang, falling on his knees."It is impossible!

It is impossible! You cannot strike off my father's nose.He cannot go down without his nose to the grave.He will become a laughter and a byword, and all my days and nights will be filled with woe.O reflect!

Report that you have seen no such nose in your travels.You, too, have a father."Pak Chung Chang clasped Yi Chin Ho's knees and fell to weeping on his sandals.

"My heart softens strangely at your tears," said Yi Chin Ho."I, too, know filial piety and regard.But--" He hesitated, then added, as though thinking aloud, "It is as much as my head is worth.""How much is your head worth?" asked Pak Chung Chang in a thin, small voice.

"A not remarkable head," said Yi Chin Ho."An absurdly unremarkable head;but, such is my great foolishness, I value it at nothing less than one hundred thousand strings of cash.""So be it," said Pak Chung Chang, rising to his feet.

"I shall need horses to carry the treasure," said Yi Chin Ho, "and men to guard it well as I journey through the mountains.There are robbers abroad in the land.""There are robbers abroad in the land," said Pak Chung Chang, sadly."But it shall be as you wish, so long as my ancient and very-much-to-be-respected ancestor's nose abide in its appointed place.""Say nothing to any man of this occurrence," said Yi Chin Ho, "else will other and more loyal servants than I be sent to strike off your father's nose."And so Yi Chin Ho departed on his way through the mountains, blithe of heart and gay of song as he listened to the jingling bells of his treasure-laden ponies.

There is little more to tell.Yi Chin Ho prospered through the years.By his efforts the jailer attained at length to the directorship of all the prisons of Cho-sen; the Governor ultimately betook himself to the Sacred City to be Prime Minister to the King, while Yi Chin Ho became the King's boon companion and sat at table with him to the end of a round, fat life.

But Pak Chung Chang fell into a melancholy, and ever after he shook his head sadly, with tears in his eyes, whenever he regarded the expensive nose of his ancient and very-much-to-be-respected ancestor.

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