Osborne had no watch, though, to do George justice, she might have had one for the asking, and the Honourable Mrs.Tufto in England had an old instrument of her mother's that might have served for the plate-warming pan which Rawdon talked about.If Messrs.Howell and James were to publish a list of the purchasers of all the trinkets which they sell, how surprised would some families be: and if all these ornaments went to gentlemen's lawful wives and daughters, what a profusion of jewellery there would be exhibited in the genteelest homes of Vanity Fair!
Every calculation made of these valuables Mrs.Rebecca found, not without a pungent feeling of triumph and self-satisfaction, that should circumstances occur, she might reckon on six or seven hundred pounds at the very least, to begin the world with; and she passed the morning disposing, ordering, looking out, and locking up her properties in the most agreeable manner.Among the notes in Rawdon's pocket-book was a draft for twenty pounds on Osborne's banker.This made her think about Mrs.
Osborne."I will go and get the draft cashed," she said, "and pay a visit afterwards to poor little Emmy." If this is a novel without a hero, at least let us lay claim to a heroine.No man in the British army which has marched away, not the great Duke himself, could be more cool or collected in the presence of doubts and difficulties, than the indomitable little aide-de-camp's wife.
And there was another of our acquaintances who was also to be left behind, a non-combatant, and whose emotions and behaviour we have therefore a right to know.
This was our friend the ex-collector of Boggley Wollah, whose rest was broken, like other people's, by the sounding of the bugles in the early morning.Being a great sleeper, and fond of his bed, it is possible he would have snoozed on until his usual hour of rising in the forenoon, in spite of all the drums, bugles, and bagpipes in the British army, but for an interruption, which did not come from George Osborne, who shared Jos's quarters with him, and was as usual occupied too much with his own affairs or with grief at parting with his wife, to think of taking leave of his slumbering brother-in-law--it was not George, we say, who interposed between Jos Sedley and sleep, but Captain Dobbin, who came and roused him up, insisting on shaking hands with him before his departure.
"Very kind of you," said Jos, yawning, and wishing the Captain at the deuce.
"I--I didn't like to go off without saying good-bye, you know," Dobbin said in a very incoherent manner; "because you know some of us mayn't come back again, and I like to see you all well, and--and that sort of thing, you know.""What do you mean?" Jos asked, rubbing his eyes.The Captain did not in the least hear him or look at the stout gentleman in the nightcap, about whom he professed to have such a tender interest.The hypocrite was looking and listening with all his might in the direction of George's apartments, striding about the room, upsetting the chairs, beating the tattoo, biting his nails, and showing other signs of great inward emotion.
Jos had always had rather a mean opinion of the Captain, and now began to think his courage was somewhat equivocal."What is it I can do for you, Dobbin?" he said, in a sarcastic tone.
"I tell you what you can do," the Captain replied, coming up to the bed; "we march in a quarter of an hour, Sedley, and neither George nor I may ever come back.
Mind you, you are not to stir from this town until you ascertain how things go.You are to stay here and watch over your sister, and comfort her, and see that no harm comes to her.If anything happens to George, remember she has no one but you in the world to look to.If it goes wrong with the army, you'll see her safe back to England;and you will promise me on your word that you will never desert her.I know you won't: as far as money goes, you were always free enough with that.Do you want any?
I mean, have you enough gold to take you back to England in case of a misfortune?""Sir," said Jos, majestically, "when I want money, Iknow where to ask for it.And as for my sister, you needn't tell me how I ought to behave to her.""You speak like a man of spirit, Jos," the other answered good-naturedly, "and I am glad that George can leave her in such good hands.So I may give him your word of honour, may I, that in case of extremity you will stand by her?""Of course, of course," answered Mr.Jos, whose generosity in money matters Dobbin estimated quite correctly.
