There was an Old Person of Philae, Whose conduct was scroobious and wily;He rushed up a Palm, When the weather was calm, And observed all the ruins of Philae.
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There was a Young Lady of Bute, Who played on a silver-gilt flute;She played several jigs, To her uncle's white pigs, That amusing Young Lady of Bute.
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There was a Young Lady whose nose, Was so long that it reached to her toes;So she hired an Old Lady, Whose conduct was steady, To carry that wonderful nose.
42.
There was a Young Lady of Turkey, Who wept when the weather was murky;When the day turned out fine, She ceased to repine, That capricious Young Lady of Turkey.
43.
There was an Old Man of Apulia, Whose conduct was very peculiar;He fed twenty sons, Upon nothing but buns, That whimsical Man of Apulia.
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There was an Old Man with a poker, Who painted his face with red oker;When they said, "You're a Guy!"
He made no reply, But knocked them all down with his poker.
45.
There was an Old Person of Prague, Who was suddenly seized with the plague;But they gave him some butter, Which caused him to mutter, And cured that Old Person of Prague.
46.
There was an Old Man of the North, Who fell into a basin of broth;But a laudable cook, Fished him out with a hook, Which saved that Old Man of the North.
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There was a Young Lady of Poole, Whose soup was excessively cool;So she put it to boil, By the aid of some oil, That ingenious Young Lady of Poole.
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There was an Old Person of Mold, Who shrank from sensations of cold;So he purchased some muffs, Some furs and some fluffs, And wrapped himself from the cold.
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There was an Old Man or Nepaul, >From his horse had a terrible fall;But, though split quite in two, By some very strong glue, They mended that Man of Nepaul.
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There was an old Man of th' Abruzzi, So blind that he couldn't his foot see;When they said, "That's your toe,"
He replied, "Is it so?"
That doubtful old Man of th' Abruzzi.
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There was an Old Person of Rhodes, Who strongly objected to toads;He paid several cousins, To catch them by dozens, That futile Old Person of Rhodes.
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There was an Old Man of Peru, Who watched his wife making a stew;But once by mistake, In a stove she did bake, That unfortunate Man of Peru.
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There was an Old Man of Melrose, Who walked on the tips of his toes;But they said, "It ain't pleasant, To see you at present, You stupid Old Man of Melrose."
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There was a Young Lady of Lucca, Whose lovers completely forsook her;She ran up a tree, And said, "Fiddle-de-dee!"Which embarassed the people of Lucca.
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There was an old Man of Bohemia, Whose daughter was christened Euphemia;Till one day, to his grief, She married a thief, Which grieved that old Man of Bohemia.
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There was an Old Man of Vesuvius, Who studied the works of Vitruvius;When the flames burnt his book, To drinking he took, That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius.
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There was an Old Man of Cape Horn, Who wished he had never been born;So he sat on a chair, Till he died of despair, That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.
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There was an Old Lady whose folly, Induced her to sit in a holly;Whereon by a thorn, Her dress being torn, She quickly became melancholy.
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There was an Old Man of Corfu, Who never knew what he should do;So he rushed up and down, Till the sun made him brown, That bewildered Old Man of Corfu.
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There was an Old Man of the South, Who had an immoderate mouth;But in swallowing a dish, That was quite full of fish, He was choked, that Old Man of the South.
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There was an Old Man of the Nile, Who sharpened his nails with a file;Till he cut off his thumbs, And said calmly, "This comes--Of sharpening one's nails with a file!"
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There was an Old Person of Rheims, Who was troubled with horrible dreams;So, to keep him awake, They fed him with cake, Which amused that Old Person of Rheims.
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There was an Old Person of Cromer, Who stood on one leg to read Homer;When he found he grew stiff, He jumped over the cliff, Which concluded that Person of Cromer.
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There was an Old Person of Troy, Whose drink was warm brandy and soy;Which he took with a spoon, By the light of the moon, In sight of the city of Troy.
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There was an Old Man of the Dee, Who was sadly annoyed by a flea;When he said, "I will scratch it,"
They gave him a hatchet, Which grieved that Old Man of the Dee.
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There was an Old Man of Dundee, Who frequented the top of a tree;When disturbed by the crows, He abruptly arose, And exclaimed, "I'll return to Dundee."
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There was an Old Person of Tring, Who embellished his nose with a ring;He gazed at the moon, Every evening in June, That ecstatic Old Person of Tring.
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There was an Old Man on some rocks, Who shut his wife up in a box;When she said, "Let me out,"
He exclaimed, "Without doubt, You will pass all your life in that box."
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There was an Old Man of Coblenz, The length of whose legs was immense;He went with one prance, >From Turkey to France, That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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There was an Old Man of Calcutta, Who perpetually ate bread and butter;Till a great bit of muffin, On which he was stuffing, Choked that horrid old man of Calcutta.
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There was an Old Man in a pew, Whose waistcoat was spotted with blue;But he tore it in pieces, To give to his nieces,--That cheerful Old Man in a pew.
72.
There was an Old Man who said, "How,--
Shall I flee from this horrible Cow?
I will sit on this stile, And continue to smile, Which may soften the heart of that Cow."
73.
There was a Young Lady of Hull, Who was chased by a virulent Bull;But she seized on a spade, And called out--"Who's afraid!"Which distracted that virulent Bull.
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There was an Old Man of Whitehaven, Who danced a quadrille with a Raven;But they said--"It's absurd, To encourage this bird!"So they smashed that Old Man of Whitehaven.
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There was an Old Man of Leghorn, The smallest as ever was born;But quickly snapt up he, Was once by a puppy, Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.
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