Preparations for the Fair - The Last Lesson - The Verb Siriel.
IT might be about five in the evening, when I reached the gypsy encampment.Here I found Mr.Petulengro, Tawno Chikno, Sylvester, and others in a great bustle, clipping and trimming certain ponies and old horses which they had brought with them.On inquiring of Jasper the reason of their being so engaged, he informed me that they were getting the horses ready for a fair, which was to he held on the morrow, at a place some miles distant, at which they should endeavour to dispose of them, adding - "Perhaps, brother, you will go with us, provided you have nothing better to do?" Not having any particular engagement, I assured him that I should have great pleasure in being of the party.It was agreed that we should start early on the following morning.Thereupon I descended into the dingle.Belle was sitting before the fire, at which the kettle was boiling."Were you waiting for me?" Iinquired."Yes," said Belle, "I thought that you would come, and I waited for you." "That was very kind," said I."Not half so kind," said she, "as it was of you to get everything ready for me in the dead of last night, when there was scarcely a chance of my coming." The tea-things were brought forward, and we sat down."Have you been far?" said Belle.
"Merely to that public-house," said I, "to which you directed me on the second day of our acquaintance." "Young men should not make a habit of visiting public-houses," said Belle, "they are bad places." "They may be so to some people," said I, "but I do not think the worst public-house in England could do me any harm." "Perhaps you are so bad already,"said Belle, with a smile, "that it would be impossible to spoil you." "How dare you catch at my words?" said I; "come, I will make you pay for doing so - you shall have this evening the longest lesson in Armenian which I have yet inflicted upon you." "You may well say inflicted," said Belle, "but pray spare me.I do not wish to hear anything about Armenian, especially this evening." "Why this evening?" said I.Belle made no answer."I will not spare you," said I; "this evening I intend to make you conjugate an Armenian verb." "Well, be it so," said Belle; "for this evening you shall command." "To command is hramahyel," said I."Ram her ill, indeed," said Belle; "I do not wish to begin with that." "No," said I, "as we have come to the verbs, we will begin regularly; hramahyel is a verb of the second conjugation.We will begin with the first." "First of all tell me," said Belle, "what a verb is?" "A part of speech," said I, "which, according to the dictionary, signifies some action or passion; for example, I command you, or I hate you." "I have given you no cause to hate me," said Belle, looking me sorrowfully in the face.
"I was merely giving two examples," said I, "and neither was directed at you.In those examples, to command and hate are verbs.Belle, in Armenian there are four conjugations of verbs; the first ends in al, the second in yel, the third in oul, and the fourth in il.Now, have you understood me?""I am afraid, indeed, it will all end ill," said Belle.
"Hold your tongue," said I, "or you will make me lose my patience." "You have already made me nearly lose mine," said Belle."Let us have no unprofitable interruptions," said I;"the conjugations of the Armenian verbs are neither so numerous nor so difficult as the declensions of the nouns;hear that, and rejoice.Come, we will begin with the verb hntal, a verb of the first conjugation, which signifies to rejoice.Come along; hntam, I rejoice; hntas, thou rejoicest; why don't you follow, Belle?""I am sure I don't rejoice, whatever you may do," said Belle.
"The chief difficulty, Belle," said I, "that I find in teaching you the Armenian grammar, proceeds from your applying to yourself and me every example I give.Rejoice, in this instance, is merely an example of an Armenian verb of the first conjugation, and has no more to do with your rejoicing than lal, which is, also a verb of the first conjugation, and which signifies to weep, would have to do with your weeping, provided I made you conjugate it.Come along; hntam, I rejoice; hntas, thou rejoicest; hnta, he rejoices; hntamk we rejoice: now, repeat those words.""I can't," said Belle, "they sound more like the language of horses than human beings.Do you take me for - ?" "For what?" said I.Belle was silent."Were you going to say mare?" said I."Mare! mare! by the bye, do you know, Belle, that mare in old English stands for woman; and that when we call a female an evil mare, the strict meaning of the term is merely a bad woman.So if I were to call you a mare without prefixing bad, you must not be offended." "But I should though," said Belle."I was merely attempting to make you acquainted with a philological fact," said I."If mare, which in old English, and likewise in vulgar English, signifies a woman, sounds the same as mare, which in modern and polite English signifies a female horse, I can't help it.
There is no such confusion of sounds in Armenian, not, at least, in the same instance.Belle, in Armenian, woman is ghin, the same word, by the by, as our queen, whereas mare is madagh tzi, which signifies a female horse; and perhaps you will permit me to add, that a hard-mouthed jade is, in Armenian, madagh tzi hsdierah.""I can't bear this much longer," said Belle."Keep yourself quiet," said I; "I wish to be gentle with you; and to convince you, we will skip hntal, and also for the present verbs of the first conjugation and proceed to the second.
