"Excuse me, Mister," observed Gabe, after an interval, "but you ain't said where you're goin'."The passenger came out of his day dream with a start.
"Why, that's right!" he exclaimed. "So I haven't! Well, now, where would you go, if you was me? Is there a hotel or tavern or somethin'?""Yup. There's the Bayport Hotel. 'Tain't exactly a hotel, neither.
We call it the perfect boardin' house 'round here. You see--"He proceeded to tell the story of "the perfect boarding house."His listener seemed greatly interested, and although he laughed, did not interrupt until the tale was ended.
"So!" he said, chuckling. "Bailey Bangs, hey? Stub Bangs! Well, well! And he married Ketury Payson! How in time did he ever find spunk enough to propose? And Ketury runs the perfect boardin' house! Well, that ought to be job enough for one woman. She runs Bailey, too, on the side, I s'pose?""You bet you! He don't dast to say 'boo' to a chicken when she's 'round. I say, Mister! I don't know's I know your name, do I? Ijudge you've been here afore so--"
"Yes, I've been here before. Whose is that big place up there across our bows? The one with the cupola on the main truck?""That, sir," said Mr. Lumley, oratorically, "belongs to the Honorable Heman G. Atkins, and it's probably the finest in this county. Heman is our representative in Washin'ton, and-- Did you say anything?"The passenger had said something, but he did not repeat it. He was leaning from the carriage and gazing steadily up the slope ahead.
And his gaze, strange to say, was not directed at the imposing Atkins estate, but at its opposite neighbor, the old "Cy Whittaker place."Slowly, laboriously, Dan'l Webster mounted the hill. At the crest he would have paused to take breath, but the driver would not let him.
"Git along, you!" he commanded, flapping the reins.
And then Mr. Lumley suffered the shock of a surprise. The hitherto cool and self-possessed occupant of the rear seat seemed very much excited. His big red hand clasped Mr. Lumley's over the reins, and Dan'l was brought to an abrupt standstill.
"Heave to!" he ordered, sharply, and the tone was that of one who has given many orders and expects them to be obeyed. "Belay!
Whoa, there! Great land of love! look at that! LOOK at it! Who did that?"The mate to the big red hand pointed to the front door of the Whittaker place. Gabe was alarmed.
"Done what? Done which?" he gasped. "What you talkin' about?
There ain't nobody lives in there. That house has been empty for--""Where's the front fence?" demanded the excited passenger. "What's become of the hedge? And who put up that--that darned piazza?"The piazza had been where it now was almost since Mr. Lumley could remember. He hastened to reply that he didn't know; he wasn't sure; he presumed likely 'twas "them New Hampshire Howeses," when they ran a summer boarding house.
The stranger drew a long breath. "Well, of all the--" he began.
Then he choked, hesitated, and ordered his driver to heave ahead and run alongside the hotel as quick as the Almighty would let him.
Gabe hastened to obey. He was now absolutely certain that his companion was an escaped lunatic, and the sooner another keeper was appointed the better. The remainder of the trip was made in silence.
Mrs. Bangs opened the door of the perfect boarding house and stood majestically waiting to receive the prospective guest. Over her shoulders peered the faces of the boarders.
"Good afternoon," began the landlady. "I presume likely you would like to--"She was interrupted. The newcomer turned toward her and extended his hand.
"Hello, Ketury!" he said. "I ain't seen you sence you wore your hair up, but you're just as good-lookin' as ever. And ain't that Bailey? Yes, 'tis, and Asaph, too! How are you, boys? Shake!"Mr. Bangs and his chum, the town clerk, had emerged from the doorway. Their mouths and eyes were wide open and they seemed to be suffering from a sort of paralysis.
"Well? What's the matter with you?" demanded the arrival. "Ain't too stuck up to shake hands after all these years, are you?"Bailey's mouth closed in order that it's possessor might swallow.
Then it slowly reopened.
"I swan to man!" he ejaculated. "WELL! I swan to man! I--I b'lieve you're Cy Whittaker!""Course I am. Have to dye my carrot top if I want to play anybody else. But look here, boys, you answer my question: who had the cheek to rig up that blasted piazza on my house? It starts to come down to-morrow mornin'!"
