昨天的化妆舞会结束了。沈梦溪给出的评价是除了有好吃的,还有不用上课这两个好处之外,一点儿也不好玩。还超级尴尬的。一共踩了苏宇晨的脚6下。最后苏宇晨倒是没有嫌弃她,是沈梦溪自己感到不好意思,然后自己一个人在角落就着交际舞的音乐跳起了广场舞“小苹果”。(“暴力女王”也会感到不好意思,嘿嘿~~)“该死的学校,来个广场舞不就好了,干嘛要跳交际舞,害我出丑。沈梦溪在心里骂着。
苏宇晨无语地看着沈梦溪,”还真是奇葩少女。”
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苏宇晨突然有了一个想法。
“沈梦溪,你敢不敢和我打个赌?”苏宇晨不紧不慢地说。
“我没时间和你玩游戏。无聊!”沈梦溪蔑视地看了他一眼,转身就走。苏宇晨这家伙想到的东西能好吗!他在还没有熟悉之前,还以为是个安静的美男子,但是后来才发现是一个很神经大条的男神经病。
“怎么,不敢?你当然不敢!”苏宇晨“嗖”地一下,窜过来挡住沈梦溪的路,“你没信心吧?是因为我太优秀了吧,所以你连赌都不敢打,因为你还没有比就认输了!”
“你················”我明明是不屑嘛,怎么从你嘴里出来就变成不敢了?!居然就这么被你看成胆小鬼了?不行不行,一万个不行!沈梦溪瞪着眼,沉声说道:“好,比就比,who怕who!比什么?”
“我们比——成绩!”他话音一落,天上像掉了金子一样,众人沸腾了起来。
“卑鄙!梦溪每次都交白卷的!”
“不是吧?全校正数第一和倒数第一去比,那不是鸡蛋碰石头吗?!”
“无耻!”
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男生全议论开了,纷纷唾弃这个家伙。女生则是丝毫没有同情心地捧着心,看着她们的男神苏宇晨。
苏宇晨尴尬地一笑,额头竟然冒出了一滴汗水。他抬手擦去那滴汗,抱歉地对沈梦溪说:“对不起,我不知道你这么·················这么·················”
他斟酌着措辞,不知道该怎么形容沈梦溪一贯的白卷。沈梦溪看着他能说出什么不伤害她自尊的事情。
终于,苏宇晨想好了措辞:“沈梦溪,我不知道我是这么的慧眼识人。一下子就识破了你的秘密,果然都是零蛋。真是好性格!成绩果然与众不同!”
(ps:苏宇晨真是没事都会找出事情来,真特么无聊~~明明知道自己是全校第一,就算不知道沈梦溪每次都考零分,你去跟沈梦溪比,不是存心想气死她吗。)
真够臭屁的,还慧眼呢。我考零蛋才不是秘密呢!我已经无所谓了。每次交白卷,把监考老师气得发疯,那可是我的一大乐趣。然后再看到我的监护人苦着脸,咬牙承受着校长的唾沫星子,这也是本大小姐的一大嗜好。反正我也没有人爱,何必考出一个好成绩,去眼巴巴的讨他们喜欢呢?!沈梦溪正乱七八糟地想着,苏宇晨又说话了:“这样好了,只要你期中考试都能够上60分,就算我输了!”
才60分啊?沈梦溪在心里盘算着。有一次她因为太无聊了,就认真地做起了试卷。好像那次她就考了40几分。到60分也就差10几分吧,应该努力一下就可以了。“那你输了又如何?”她冷冷地问。
“我输了就任你处置,当你的奴隶也无所谓。”苏宇晨眉头皱都不皱一下,就大方地许下了夸张的承诺。
任我处置?好大的赌注!沈梦溪眼一亮,旋即醒悟到此刻不能流露出兴奋的神色,谁知道苏宇晨看到她这么高兴,会不会反悔呢?
于是她就立即做出无所谓的样子,说:“我其实很尊重人权的,不过嘛,既然你这么热切地想要做奴隶,我也就勉强算同意了吧。”随即马上举起了手掌,想趁热打铁和苏宇晨击掌,以便就此定下誓约。却听到他懒洋洋的声音传了过来,“不过·················”