"Well, did you get the rooms?" asked my wife as soon as she saw me.
She did not quite call it across the street to me as I came up from where she sat on the piazza.
"No, I didn't," I said boldly, if somewhat breathlessly.
"Why didn't you? You ought to have gone to the States if they were full at the Grand Union.""They were not full, unless Kendricks got their last room.""Do you mean that HE was there? Mr. Kendricks? If you are hoaxing me, Basil!""I am not, my dear; indeed I'm not," said I, beginning to laugh, and this made her doubt me the more.
"Because if you are I shall simply never forgive you. And I'm in earnest this time," she replied.
"Why should I want to hoax you about such a vital thing as that.
Couldn't Kendricks come to Saratoga as well as we? He's here looking up the ground of a story I should think from what he said.""No matter what he's here for; he's here, and that's enough. Inever knew of anything so perfectly providential. Did you TELL him, Basil? Did you dare?""Tell him what?"
"You know; about Miss Gage."
"Well, I came very near it. I dangled the fact before his eyes once, but I caught it away again in time. He never saw it. Ithought I'd better let you tell him."
"Is he coming here to see us?"
"He asked if he might."
"He's always nice. I don't know that I shall ask him to do anything for them, after all; I'm not sure that she's worth it. I wish some commoner person had happened along. Kendricks is too precious. Ishall have to think about it; and don't you tease me, Basil, will you?""I don't know. If I'm not allowed to have any voice in the matter, I'm afraid I shall take it out in teasing. I don't see why Miss Gage isn't quite as good as Kendricks. I believe she's taller, and though he's pretty good-looking, I prefer her style of beauty. Idare say his family is better, but I fancy she's richer; and his family isn't good beyond New York city, and her money will go anywhere. It's a pretty even thing.""Good gracious, Basil! you talk as if it were a question of marriage.""And you THINK it is."
"Now I see that you're bent upon teasing, and we won't talk any more, please. What time did he say he would call?""If I mayn't talk, I can't tell."
"You may talk that much."
"Well, then, he didn't say."
"Basil," said my wife, after a moment, "if you could be serious, Ishould like very much to talk with you. I know that you're excited by meeting Mr. Kendricks, and I know what you thought the instant you saw him. But, indeed, it won't do, my dear. It's more than we've any right to ask, and I shall not ask it, and I shall not let you. She is a stiff, awkward village person, and I don't believe she's amiable or intelligent; and to let a graceful, refined, superior man like Mr. Kendricks throw away his time upon her would be wicked, simply wicked. Let those people manage for themselves from this out. Of course you mustn't get them rooms at the Grand Union now, for he'd be seeing us there with them, and feel bound to pay her attention. You must try for them at the States, since the matter's been spoken of, or at Congress Hall. But there's no hurry.
We must have time to think whether we shall use Mr. Kendricks with them. I suppose it will do no harm to introduce him. If he stays we can't very well avoid it; and I confess I should like to see how she impresses him! Of course we shall introduce him! But I insist I shall just do it merely as one human being to another; and don't you come in with any of your romantic nonsense, Basil, about her social disappointment. Just how much did you give the situation away?"I told as well as I could remember. "Well, that's nothing. He'll never think of it, and you mustn't hint anything of the kind again."I promised devoutly, and she went on -
"It wouldn't be nice--it wouldn't be delicate to let him into the conspiracy. That must be entirely our affair, don't you see? And Idon't want you to take a single step without me. I don't want you even to discuss her with him. Will you? Because that will tempt you further."That afternoon Kendricks came promptly to call, like the little gentleman he was, and he was more satisfactory about Saratoga than he had been in the morning even. Mrs. March catechised him, and she didn't leave an emotion of his unsearched by her vivid sympathy.
She ended by saying -
"You must write a story about Saratoga. And I have got just the heroine for you."I started, but she ignored my start.
Kendricks laughed, delighted, and asked, "Is she pretty?""Must a heroine be pretty?"
"She had better be. Otherwise she will have to be tremendously clever and say all sorts of brilliant things, and that puts a great burden on the author. If you proclaim boldly at the start that she's a beauty, the illustrator has got to look after her, and the author has a comparative sinecure."Mrs. March thought a moment, and then she said: "Well, she is a beauty. I don't want to make it too hard for you.""When shall I see her?" Kendricks demanded, and he feigned an amusing anxiety.
