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第27章 Ballad: Emily, John, James, And I.

A Derby Legend

EMILY JANE was a nursery maid,

JAMES was a bold Life Guard,

JOHN was a constable, poorly paid

(And I am a doggerel bard).

A very good girl was EMILY JANE,

JIMMY was good and true,

JOHN was a very good man in the main

(And I am a good man too).

Rivals for EMMIE were JOHNNY and JAMES,

Though EMILY liked them both;

She couldn't tell which had the strongest claims(And I couldn't take my oath).

But sooner or later you're certain to findYour sentiments can't lie hid -

JANE thought it was time that she made up her mind(And I think it was time she did).

Said JANE, with a smirk, and a blush on her face,"I'll promise to wed the boy

Who takes me to-morrow to Epsom Race!"

(Which I would have done, with joy).

From JOHNNY escaped an expression of pain,But Jimmy said, "Done with you!

I'll take you with pleasure, my EMILY JANE!"(And I would have said so too).

JOHN lay on the ground, and he roared like mad(For JOHNNY was sore perplexed),

And he kicked very hard at a very small lad(Which I often do, when vexed).

For JOHN was on duty next day with the Force,To punish all Epsom crimes;

Young people WILL cross when they're clearing the course(I do it myself, sometimes).

* * * * * * * *

The Derby Day sun glittered gaily on cads,On maidens with gamboge hair,

On sharpers and pickpockets, swindlers and pads,(For I, with my harp, was there).

And JIMMY went down with his JANE that day,And JOHN by the collar or nape

Seized everybody who came in his way

(And I had a narrow escape).

He noticed his EMILY JANE with JIM,

And envied the well-made elf;

And people remarked that he muttered "Oh, dim!"(I often say "dim!" myself).

JOHN dogged them all day, without asking their leaves;For his sergeant he told, aside,

That JIMMY and JANE were notorious thieves(And I think he was justified).

But JAMES wouldn't dream of abstracting a fork,And JENNY would blush with shame

At stealing so much as a bottle or cork

(A bottle I think fair game).

But, ah! there's another more serious crime!

They wickedly strayed upon

The course, at a critical moment of time

(I pointed them out to JOHN).

The constable fell on the pair in a crack -And then, with a demon smile,

Let JENNY cross over, but sent JIMMY back(I played on my harp the while).

Stern JOHNNY their agony loud derides

With a very triumphant sneer -

They weep and they wail from the opposite sides(And I shed a silent tear).

And JENNY is crying away like mad,

And JIMMY is swearing hard;

And JOHNNY is looking uncommonly glad

(And I am a doggerel bard).

But JIMMY he ventured on crossing again

The scenes of our Isthmian Games -

JOHN caught him, and collared him, giving him pain(I felt very much for JAMES).

JOHN led him away with a victor's hand,

And JIMMY was shortly seen

In the station-house under the grand Grand Stand(As many a time I'VE been).

And JIMMY, bad boy, was imprisoned for life,Though EMILY pleaded hard;

And JOHNNY had EMILY JANE to wife

(And I am a doggerel bard).

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