BREAKS UP A PEACE MEETING
While seated at breakfast on the morning after he had seen this vision, Mr.Lavender, who read his papers as though they had been Holy Writ, came on an announcement that a meeting would be held that evening at a chapel in Holloway under the auspices of the "Free Speakers' League," an association which his journals had often branded with a reputation, for desiring Peace.On reading the names of the speakers Mr.Lavender felt at once that it would be his duty to attend."There will," he thought, "very likely be no one there to register a protest.For in this country we have pushed the doctrine of free speech to a limit which threatens the noble virtue of patriotism.This is no doubt a recrudescence of that terrible horse-sense in the British people which used to permit everybody to have his say, no matter what he said.Yet I would rather stay at home," he mused "for they will do me violence, I expect; cowardice, however, would not become me, and I must go."He was in a state of flurry all day, thinking of his unpleasant duty towards those violent persons, and garbishing up his memory by reading such past leaders in his five journals as bore on the subject.He spoke no word of his intentions, convinced that he ran a considerable risk at the hands of the Pacifists, but too sensible of his honour to assist anyone to put that spoke in his wheel which he could not help longing for.
At six o'clock he locked Blink into his study, and arming himself with three leaders, set forth on his perilous adventure.Seven o'clock saw him hurrying along the dismal road to the chapel, at whose door he met with an unexpected check.
"Where is your ticket?" said a large man.
"I have none," replied Mt.Lavender, disconcerted; "for this is a meeting of the Free Speakers' League, and it is for that reason that have come."The large man looked at him attentively."No admittance without ticket,"he said.
"I protest," said Mr.Lavender."How can you call yourselves by that name and not let me in?"The large man smiled.
"Well, he said, you haven't the strength of--of a rabbit--in you go!"Mr.Lavender found himself inside and some indignation.
The meeting had begun, and a tall man at the pulpit end, with the face of a sorrowful bull, was addressing an audience composed almost entirely of women and old men, while his confederates sat behind him trying to look as if they were not present.At the end of a row, about half-way up the chapel, Mr.Lavender composed himself to listen, thinking, "However eager I may be to fulfil my duty and break up this meeting, it behoves me as a fair-minded man to ascertain first what manner of meeting it is that I am breaking up." But as the speaker progressed, in periods punctuated by applause from what, by his experience at the door, Mr.Lavender knew to be a packed audience, he grew more and more uneasy.It cannot be said that he took in what the speaker was saying, obsessed as he was by the necessity of formulating a reply, and of revolving, to the exclusion of all else, the flowers and phrases of the leaders which during the day he had almost learned by heart.But by nature polite he waited till the orator was sitting down before he rose, and, with the three leaders firmly grasped in his hand, walked deliberately up to the seated speakers.Turning his back on them, he said, in a voice to which nervousness and emotion lent shrillness:
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now your turn, in accordance with the tradition of your society, to listen to me.Let us not mince matters with mealy mouths.There are in our midst certain viperous persons, like that notorious gentleman who had the sulphurous impudence to have a French father--French! gentlemen; not German, ladies-mark the cunning and audacity of the fellow; like that renegade Labour leader, who has never led anything, yet, if he had his will, would lead us all into the pit of destruction; like those other high-brow emasculates who mistake their pettifogging pedantry for pearls of price, and plaster the plain issue before us with perfidious and Pacifistic platitudes.We say at once, and let them note it, we will have none of them ; we will have----" Here his words were drowned by an interruption greater even than that; which was fast gathering among the row of speakers behind him, and the surprised audience in front ; and he could see the large man being forced from the door and up the aisle by a posse of noisy youths, till he stood with arms pinioned, struggling to turn round, just in front of Mr.Lavender.
Seeing his speech thus endangered, the latter cried out at the top of his voice: "Free speech, gentlemen, free speech; I have come here expressly to see that we have nothing of the sort." At this the young men, who now filled the aisle, raised a mighty booing.
"Gentlemen," shouted Mr.Lavender, waving his leaders, "gentlemen---" But at this moment the large man was hurled into contact with what served Mr.
