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第39章 THE WHIRLIGIG OF LIFE(4)

Closely following in the wake of the utensil flew the janitor, a bulky, unwholesome man, suspenderless and sordid, panic-stricken and breathless.A frowsy, tall woman with flying hair followed the missile.The janitor's foot slipped on the tiled floor, he fell in a heap with an exclamation of despair.The woman pounced upon him and seized his hair.The man bellowed lustily.

Her vengeance wreaked, the virago rose and stalked triumphant as Minerva, back to some cryptic domestic retreat at the rear.The janitor got to his feet, blown and humiliated.

"This is married life," he said to Slayton, with a certain bruised humour."That's the girl I used to lay awake of nights thinking about.Sorry about your hat, mister.

Say, don't snitch to the tenants about this, will yer?

I don't want to lose me job."

Slayton took the elevator at the end of the hall and went up to the offices of the Hearthstone.He left the MS.of "Love Is All" with the editor, who agreed to give, him an answer as to its availability at the end of a week.

Slayton formulated his great winning scheme on his way down.It struck him with one brilliant flash, and he could not refrain from admiring his own genius in conceiving the idea.That very night he set about carry-ing it into execution.

Miss Puffkin, the Hearthstone stenographer, boarded in the same house with the author.She was an oldish, thin, exclusive, languishing, sentimental maid; and Slayton had been introduced to her some time before.

The writer's daring and self-sacrificing project was this: He knew that the editor of the Hearthstone relied strongly upon Miss Puffkin's judgment in the manuscript of romantic and sentimental fiction.Her taste represented the immense average of mediocre women who devour novels and stories of that type.The central idea and keynote of "Love Is All" was love at first sight -- the enrapturing, irresistible, soul-thrilling, feeling that com-pels a man or a woman to recognize his or her spirit-mate as soon as heart speaks to heart.Suppose he should impress this divine truth upon Miss Puffkin personally!

-- would she not surely indorse her new and rapturous sensations by recommending highly to the editor of the Hearthstone the novelette "Love Is All" ?

Slayton thought so.And that night he took Miss Puffkin to the theatre.The next night he made vehement love to her in the dim parlour of the boarding-house.He quoted freely from "Love Is All"; and he wound up with Miss Puffkin's head on his shoulder, and visions of literary fame dancing in his head.

But Slayton did not stop at love-making.This, he said to himself, was the turning point of his life; and, like a true sportsman, he "went the limit." On Thursday night he and Miss Puffkin walked over to the Big Church in the Middle of the Block and were married.

Brave Slayton! Chateaubriand died in a garret, Byron courted a widow, Keats starved to death, Poe mixed his drinks, De Quincey hit the pipe, Ade lived in Chica-o, James kept on doing it, Dic Kens wore white socks, De Maupassant wore a strait-jacket, Tom Watson became a Populist, Jeremiah wept, all these authors did these things for the sake of literature, but thou didst cap them all; thou marriedst a wife for to carve for thyself a niche in the temple of fame!

On Friday morning Mrs.Slayton said she would go over to the Hearthstone office, hand in one or two manu-ripts that the editor had given to her to read, and resign her position as stenographer.

"Was there anything -- er -- that -- er -- you particu-larly fancied in the stories you are going to turn in?"asked Slayton with a thumping heart.

"There was one a novelette, that I liked so much,"said his wife."I haven't read anything in years that I thought was half as nice and true to life."That afternoon Slayton hurried down to the Hearth-stone office.He felt that his reward was close at hand.

With a novelette in the Hearthstone, literary reputation would soon be his.

The office boy met him at the railing in the outer office.It was not for unsuccessful authors to hold personal colloquy with the editor except at rare intervals.

Slayton, hugging himself internally, was nursing in his heart the exquisite hope of being able to crush the office boy with his forthcoming success.

He inquired concerning his novelette.The office boy went into the sacred precincts and brought forth a large envelope, thick with more than the bulk of a thousand diecks.

"The boss told me to tell you he's sorry," said the boy, "but your manuscript ain't available for the magazine."Slayton stood, dazed."Can you tell me," he stammered, "whether or no Miss Puff -- that is my -- I mean Miss ruffkin -- handed in a novelette this morning that she had been asked to read?""Sure she did," answered the office boy wisely."Iheard the old man say that Miss Puffkin said it was a daisy.The name of it was, 'Married for the Mazuma, or a Working Girl's Triumph.'""Say, you!" said the office boy confidentially, "your name's Slayton, ain't it? I guess I mixed cases on vou without meanin' to do it.The boss give me some manu-script to hand around the other day and I got the ones for Miss Puffkin and the janitor mixed.I guess it's all right, though."And then Slayton looked closer and saw on the cover of his manuscript, under the title "Love Is All," the janitor's comment scribbled with a piece of charcoal:

"The -- you say!"

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