登陆注册
15489700000065

第65章 CHAPTER THE SECOND OUR PROGRESS FROM CAMDEN TOWN T

It was by our captured crusader that the vicar found us. He came round the corner at us briskly, a little out of breath. He had an air of having been running after us since the first toot of our horn had warned the village of our presence. He was an Oxford man, clean-shaven, with a cadaverous complexion and a guardedly respectful manner, a cultivated intonation, and a general air of accommodation to the new order of things. These Oxford men are the Greeks of our plutocratic empire. He was a Tory in spirit, and what one may call an adapted Tory by stress of circumstances; that is to say, he was no longer a legitimist; he was prepared for the substitution of new lords for old. We were pill vendors he knew, and no doubt horribly vulgar in soul; but then it might have been some polygamous Indian rajah, a great strain on a good man's tact, or some Jew with an inherited expression of contempt. Anyhow, we were English, and neither Dissenters nor Socialists, and he was cheerfully prepared to do what he could to make gentlemen of both of us. He might have preferred Americans for some reasons; they are not so obviously taken from one part of the social system and dumped down in another, and they are more teachable; but in this world we cannot always be choosers. So he was very bright and pleasant with us, showed us the church, gossiped informingly about our neighbours on the countryside--Tux, the banker; Lord Boom, the magazine and newspaper proprietor; Lord Carnaby, that great sportsman, and old Lady Osprey. And finally he took us by way of a village lane--three children bobbed convulsively with eyes of terror for my uncle--through a meticulous garden to a big, slovenly Vicarage with faded Victorian furniture and a faded Victorian wife, who gave us tea and introduced us to a confusing family dispersed among a lot of disintegrating basket chairs upon the edge of a well-used tennis lawn.

These people interested me. They were a common type, no doubt, but they were new to me. There were two lank sons who had been playing singles at tennis, red-eared youths growing black moustaches, and dressed in conscientiously untidy tweeds and unbuttoned and ungirt Norfolk jackets. There were a number of ill-nourished-looking daughters, sensible and economical in their costume, the younger still with long, brown-stockinged legs, and the eldest present--there were, we discovered, one or two hidden away--displaying a large gold cross and other aggressive ecclesiastical symbols; there were two or three fox-terriers, a retrieverish mongrel, and an old, bloody-eyed and very evil-smelling St. Bernard. There was a jackdaw. There was, moreover, an ambiguous, silent lady that my aunt subsequently decided must be a very deaf paying guest. Two or three other people had concealed themselves at our coming and left unfinished teas behind them. Rugs and cushions lay among the chairs, and two of the latter were, I noted, covered with Union Jacks.

The vicar introduced us sketchily, and the faded Victorian wife regarded my aunt with a mixture of conventional scorn and abject respect, and talked to her in a languid, persistent voice about people in the neighbourhood whom my aunt could not possibly know.

My aunt received these personalia cheerfully, with her blue eyes flitting from point to point, and coming back again and again to the pinched faces of the daughters and the cross upon the eldest's breast. Encouraged by my aunt's manner, the vicar's wife grew patronising and kindly, and made it evident that she could do much to bridge the social gulf between ourselves and the people of family about us.

I had just snatches of that conversation. "Mrs. Merridew brought him quite a lot of money. Her father, I believe, had been in the Spanish wine trade--quite a lady though. And after that he fell off his horse and cracked his brain pan and took to fishing and farming. I'm sure you'll like to know them. He's most amusing.... The daughter had a disappointment and went to China as a missionary and got mixed up in a massacre."...

"The most beautiful silks and things she brought back, you'd hardly believe!"

"Yes, they gave them to propitiate her. You see, they didn't understand the difference, and they thought that as they'd been massacring people, THEY'D be massacred. They didn't understand the difference Christianity makes."...

"Seven bishops they've had in the family!"

"Married a Papist and was quite lost to them."...

"He failed some dreadful examination and had to go into the militia."...

"So she bit his leg as hard as ever she could and he let go."...

"Had four of his ribs amputated."...

"Caught meningitis and was carried off in a week."

"Had to have a large piece of silver tube let into his throat, and if he wants to talk he puts his finger on it. It makes him so interesting, I think. You feel he's sincere somehow. A most charming man in every way."

"Preserved them both in spirits very luckily, and there they are in his study, though of course he doesn't show them to everybody."

The silent lady, unperturbed by these apparently exciting topics, scrutinised my aunt's costume with a singular intensity, and was visibly moved when she unbuttoned her dust cloak and flung it wide. Meanwhile we men conversed, one of the more spirited daughters listened brightly, and the youths lay on the grass at our feet. My uncle offered them cigars, but they both declined,--out of bashfulness, it seemed to me, whereas the vicar, I think, accepted out of tact. When we were not looking at them directly, these young men would kick each other furtively.

Under the influence of my uncle's cigar, the vicar's mind had soared beyond the limits of the district. "This Socialism," he said, "seems making great headway."

My uncle shook his head. "We're too individualistic in this country for that sort of nonsense," he said "Everybody's business is nobody's business. That's where they go wrong."

同类推荐
  • 赌棋山庄词话

    赌棋山庄词话

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 绛守居园池

    绛守居园池

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 高启集

    高启集

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • The Freelands

    The Freelands

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
  • 脉象口诀歌

    脉象口诀歌

    本书为公版书,为不受著作权法限制的作家、艺术家及其它人士发布的作品,供广大读者阅读交流。
热门推荐
  • 痴心剑客

    痴心剑客

    江湖传闻得‘无情剑’者,即可称霸武林。人心难测深似海,一把‘无情剑’闹得整个武林一片腥风血雨。何一凡与赵颖儿相亲相爱,隐居尧山。突谣言四起,称武林至宝‘无情剑’深藏何家庄。一场阴谋使何一凡失去心爱之人,更失去了一切。从此远离中原,在塞外流浪了十年,十年之后,他回来了,他逃避了十年之久,为何又会选择回来?
  • 间或空虚

    间或空虚

    虚拟世界本不应该是逢场作戏,却终究改变不了这个事实。
  • 妖孽校草霸宠迷糊甜心

    妖孽校草霸宠迷糊甜心

    第一次见面,她夺走他的初吻,霸道地说:“你已经盖上了我的印章,以后就是我的人了。”第二次见面他告诉她,那只是开玩笑,惹了他就想跑?哪有这么容易的事。从此腹黑的校草就此缠上了她,怎么甩都甩不掉。有人问她的愿望是什么?她说:“上天能够派人来收了夜景轩那个妖孽。”某妖孽从背后蹿出,“已经被你收了。”
  • 盖世灵尊

    盖世灵尊

    千万年前,盘古族出现两大天才人物,觉醒玄功,成为家族有力继承人,两位天才竞争盘古族族长之位,其中一脉落败,被家族判为弃子,逐出家族。千万年以后,盘古族依旧鼎盛至极,而弃子一脉则逐渐没落,李云峰身为弃子一脉的后人,他觉醒无上玄功,成为不被盘古族承认的传人。从此,他走上了重回盘古族的道路。且看李云峰王者归来!(你们的评论、收藏和推荐都是对我莫大的支持,希望各位看官动动手指,让我感觉到你们的存在!)
  • 太古帝君

    太古帝君

    普通少年偶然得到上古枪灵,从此丹药珍宝源源不绝,更是打破规则逆天改命,开始了横扫九天十地,成就一代强者的太古之路!
  • EXO患得患失

    EXO患得患失

    青春是什么?青春是勇敢的爱一场!青春是拥有一段至死不渝的友情!青春是放肆的呐喊!青春是放手的追逐!谁都有一段青春,那么,请好好珍惜它!错过了,将不再拥有......
  • 他说了,我们不合适

    他说了,我们不合适

    相信永恒吗?反正我信。不要问为什么,因为本就没有那么多的缘由。
  • 重生之网络崛起

    重生之网络崛起

    底层程序员刘宁艰难地生活在2015年。一次意外居然穿越到了1995年的一个官二代身上。这一年国内网络巨头百度阿里腾讯都还没影呢,就连网易盛大新浪都还没有成立,来自未来的刘宁岂会放过如此天赐良机?建立一个让美国IT巨头闻之丧胆的超级集团,让前世国内的互联网巨头,统统收购来当子公司。求收藏,求书评,书评越多更新越多。\(^o^)/
  • 侍卫王爷萌宠妻

    侍卫王爷萌宠妻

    21世纪的第一特工组织的三位魔女中的穆欣玥,别自己的姐妹和亲亲外婆,狠狠的坑了一把,被骗去了古代寻找真爱,本来她打算玩一玩,找一个高富帅,然后把他拿下,最后谈一场轰轰烈烈的恋爱。结果……唉,妖妖我同情你。
  • 梦的夏季

    梦的夏季

    一个平凡的女孩来到大城市上大学,这里真的和想象一样美好吗?面对生活的各种挑战,她应该何去何从呢?对于他们的追求,她又应该怎么抉择呢?经过各种的打磨,她会成为白天鹅吗?