An'wid that,my dear,he blazes away at him wid a Latin prayer iv the strongest deion,an',as he said himself afterwards,that was iv a nature that id dhrive the divil himself up the chimley like a puff iv tobacky smoke,wid his tail betune his legs.
'Arra,what are ye sthrivin'to say,'says Bill;says he,'if ye don't hould your tongue,'says he,'wid your parly voo;'
says he,'it's what I'll put my thumb on your windpipe,'says he,'an'Billy Malowney never wint back iv his word yet,'
says he.
'Thundher-an-owns,'says his raverance,says he--seein'the Latin took no infect on him,at all at all an'screechin'that you'd think he'd rise the thatch up iv the house wid the fair fright--'and thundher and blazes,boys,will none iv yes come here wid a candle,but lave your clargy to be choked by a spirit in the dark?'says he.
Well,be this time the sarvint boys and the rest iv them wor up an'half dressed,an'in they all run,one on top iv another,wid pitchforks and spades,thinkin'it was only what his raverence slep'a dhrame iv the like,by means of the punch he was afther takin'just before he rowl'd himself into the bed.But,begorra,whin they seen it was raly Bill Malowney himself that was in it,it was only who'd be foremost out agin,tumblin'backways,one over another,and his raverence roarin'an'cursin'them like mad for not waitin'for him.
Well,my dear,it was betther than half an hour before Billy Malowney could explain to them all how it raly was himself,for begorra they were all iv them persuadin'
him that he was a spirit to that degree it's a wondher he did not give in to it,if it was only to put a stop to the argiment.
Well,his raverence tould the ould people then,there was no use in sthrivin'agin the will iv Providence an'the vagaries iv love united;an'whin they kem to undherstand to a sartinty how Billy had a shillin'a day for the rest iv his days,begorra they took rather a likin'to him,and considhered at wanst how he must have riz out of all his nansinse entirely,or his gracious Majesty id never have condescinded to show him his countenance that way every day of his life,on a silver shillin'.
An'so,begorra,they never stopt till it was all settled--an'there was not sich a weddin'as that in the counthry sinst.It's more than forty years ago,an'though Iwas no more nor a gossoon myself,I
remimber it like yestherday.Molly never looked so purty before,an'Billy Malowney was plisant beyont all hearin,'to that degree that half the girls in it was fairly tarin'
mad--only they would not let on--they had not him to themselves in place iv her.
An'begorra I'd be afeared to tell ye,because you would not believe me,since that blessid man Father Mathew put an end to all soorts of sociality,the Lord reward him,how many gallons iv pottieen whisky was dhrank upon that most solemn and tindher occasion.
Pat Hanlon,the piper,had a faver out iv it;an'Neddy Shawn Heigue,mountin'
his horse the wrong way,broke his collar-
bone,by the manes iv fallin'over his tail while he was feelin'for his head;an'
Payther Brian,the horse-docther,I am tould,was never quite right in the head ever afther;an'ould Tim Donovan was singin'the 'Colleen Rue'night and day for a full week;an'begorra the weddin'
was only the foundation iv fun,and the beginning iv divarsion,for there was not a year for ten years afther,an'more,but brought round a christenin'as regular as the sasins revarted.
