He maintained that a boy at school was the happiest of human beings.I supported a different opinion,from which I have never yet varied,that a man is happier;and I enlarged upon the anxiety and sufferings which are endured at school.JOHNSON.'Ah!Sir,a boy's being flogged is not so severe as a man's having the hiss of the world against him.'
On Tuesday,July 26,I found Mr.Johnson alone.It was a very wet day,and I again complained of the disagreeable effects of such weather.JOHNSON.'Sir,this is all imagination,which physicians encourage;for man lives in air,as a fish lives in water;so that if the atmosphere press heavy from above,there is an equal resistance from below.To be sure,bad weather is hard upon people who are obliged to be abroad;and men cannot labour so well in the open air in bad weather,as in good:but,Sir,a smith or a taylor,whose work is within doors,will surely do as much in rainy weather,as in fair.Some very delicate frames,indeed,may be affected by wet weather;but not common constitutions.'
We talked of the education of children;and I asked him what he thought was best to teach them first.JOHNSON.'Sir,it is no matter what you teach them first,any more than what leg you shall put into your breeches first.Sir,you may stand disputing which is best to put in first,but in the mean time your breech is bare.
Sir,while you are considering which of two things you should teach your child first,another boy has learnt them both.'
On Thursday,July 28,we again supped in private at the Turk's Head coffee-house.JOHNSON.'Swift has a higher reputation than he deserves.His excellence is strong sense;for his humour,though very well,is not remarkably good.I doubt whether The Tale of a Tub be his;for he never owned it,and it is much above his usual manner.'
'Thomson,I think,had as much of the poet about him as most writers.Every thing appeared to him through the medium of his favourite pursuit.He could not have viewed those two candles burning but with a poetical eye.'
'As to the Christian religion,Sir,besides the strong evidence which we have for it,there is a balance in its favour from the number of great men who have been convinced of its truth,after a serious consideration of the question.Grotius was an acute man,a lawyer,a man accustomed to examine evidence,and he was convinced.
Grotius was not a recluse,but a man of the world,who certainly had no bias to the side of religion.Sir Isaac Newton set out an infidel,and came to be a very firm believer.'
He this evening recommended to me to perambulate Spain.I said it would amuse him to get a letter from me dated at Salamancha.
JOHNSON.'I love the University of Salamancha;for when the Spaniards were in doubt as to the lawfulness of their conquering America,the University of Salamancha gave it as their opinion that it was not lawful.'He spoke this with great emotion,and with that generous warmth which dictated the lines in his London,against Spanish encroachment.
I expressed my opinion of my friend Derrick as but a poor writer.
JOHNSON.'To be sure,Sir,he is;but you are to consider that his being a literary man has got for him all that he has.It has made him King of Bath.Sir,he has nothing to say for himself but that he is a writer.Had he not been a writer,he must have been sweeping the crossings in the streets,and asking halfpence from every body that past.'
In justice however,to the memory of Mr.Derrick,who was my first tutor in the ways of London,and shewed me the town in all its variety of departments,both literary and sportive,the particulars of which Dr.Johnson advised me to put in writing,it is proper to mention what Johnson,at a subsequent period,said of him both as a writer and an editor:'Sir,I have often said,that if Derrick's letters had been written by one of a more established name,they would have been thought very pretty letters.'And,'I sent Derrick to Dryden's relations to gather materials for his life;and Ibelieve he got all that I myself should have got.'
Johnson said once to me,'Sir,I honour Derrick for his presence of mind.One night,when Floyd,another poor authour,was wandering about the streets in the night,he found Derrick fast asleep upon a bulk;upon being suddenly waked,Derrick started up,"My dear Floyd,I am sorry to see you in this destitute state;will you go home with me to MY LODGINGS?"'
I again begged his advice as to my method of study at Utrecht.
'Come,(said he)let us make a day of it.Let us go down to Greenwich and dine,and talk of it there.'The following Saturday was fixed for this excursion.
As we walked along the Strand to-night,arm in arm,a woman of the town accosted us,in the usual enticing manner.'No,no,my girl,(said Johnson)it won't do.'He,however,did not treat her with harshness,and we talked of the wretched life of such women;and agreed,that much more misery than happiness,upon the whole,is produced by illicit commerce between the sexes.
