"A little snow had fallen in the night, and everything was white except the greasy fat clouds that blew down and down from the north.Dravot came out with his crown on his head, swinging his arms and stamping his feet, and looking more pleased than Punch.
"'For the last time, drop it, Dan,' says I, in a whisper; 'Billy Fish here says that there will be a row.'
"'A row among my people!' says Dravot.'Not much.Peachey, you're a fool not to get a wife too.Where's the girl?' says he, with a voice as loud as the braying of a jackass.'Call up all the Chiefs and priests, and let the Emperor see if his wife suits him.'
"There was no need to call any one.They were all there leaning on their guns and spears round the clearing in the centre of the pine wood.A lot of priests went down to the little temple to bring up the girl, and the horns blew fit to wake the dead.Billy Fish saunters round and gets as close to Daniel as he could, and behind him stood his twenty men with matchlocks--not a man of them under six feet.I was next to Dravot, and behind me was twenty men of the regular Army.Up comes the girl, and a strapping wench she was, covered with silver and turquoises, but white as death, and looking back every minute at the priests.
"'She'll do,' said Dan, looking her over.'What's to be afraid of, lass? Come and kiss me.' He puts his arm round her.She shuts her eyes, gives a bit of a squeak, and down goes her face in the side of Dan's flaming-redbeard.
"'The slut's bitten me!' says he, clapping his hand to his neck, and, sure enough, his hand was red with blood.Billy Fish and two of his matchlock men catches hold of Dan by the shoulders and drags him into the Bashkai lot, while the priests howls in their lingo, 'Neither God nor Devil, but a man!' I was all taken aback, for a priest cut at me in front, and the Army behind began firing into the Bashkai men.
"'God A'mighty!' says Dan, 'what is the meaning o' this?'
"'Come back! Come away!' says Billy Fish.'Ruin and Mutiny is the matter.We'll break for Bashkai if we can.'
"I tried to give some sort of orders to my men,--the men o' the regular Army,--but it was no use, so I fired into the brown of 'em with an English Martini and drilled three beggars in a line.The valley was full of shouting, howling creatures, and every soul was shrieking, 'Not a God nor a Devil, but only a man!' The Bashkai troops stuck to Billy Fish all they were worth, but their matchlocks wasn't half as good as the Kabul breech- loaders, and four of them dropped.Dan was bellowing like a bull, for he was very wrathy; and Billy Fish had a hard job to prevent him running out at the crowd.
"'We can't stand,' says Billy Fish.'Make a run for it down the valley! The whole place is against us.' The matchlock-men ran, and we went down the valley in spite of Dravot.He was swearing horrible and crying out that he was a King.The priests rolled great stones on us, and the regular Army fired hard, and there wasn't more than six men, not counting Dan, Billy Fish, and Me, that came down to the bottom of the valley alive.
"Then they stopped firing, and the horns in the temple blew again.'Come away--for Gord's sake come away!' says Billy Fish.'They'll send runners out to all the villages before ever we get to Bashkai.I can protect you there, but I can't do anything now.""My own notion is that Dan began to go mad in his head from that hour.He stared up and down like a stuck pig.Then he was all for walking back alone and killing the priests with his bare hands; which he could have done.'An Emperor am I,' says Daniel, 'and next year I shall be a Knight of the Queen.'
"'All right, Dan,' says I; 'but come along now while there's time.'
"'It's your fault,' says he, 'for not looking after your Army better.There was mutiny in the midst, and you didn't know--you damned engine- driving, plate-laying, missionary's-pass-hunting hound!' He sat upon a rock and called me every foul name he could lay tongue to.I was too heart-sick to care, though it was all his foolishness that brought the smash." 'I'm sorry, Dan,' says I, 'but there's no accounting for natives.This business is our Fifty-seven.Maybe we'll make something out of it yet,when we've got to Bashkai.'
"'Let's get to Bashkai, then,' says Dan, 'and, by God, when I come back here again I'll sweep the valley so there isn't a bug in a blanket left!'
"We walked all that day, and all that night Dan was stumping up and down on the snow, chewing his beard and muttering to himself.
"'There's no hope o' getting clear,' said Billy Fish.'The priests have sent runners to the villages to say that you are only men.Why didn't you stick on as Gods till things was more settled? I'm a dead man,' says Billy Fish, and he throws himself down on the snow and begins to pray to his Gods.
"Next morning we was in a cruel bad country--all up and down, no level ground at all, and no food, either.The six Bashkai men looked at Billy Fish hungry-way as if they wanted to ask something, but they never said a word.At noon we came to the top of a flat mountain all covered with snow, and when we climbed up into it, behold, there was an Army in position waiting in the middle!
"'The runners have been very quick,' says Billy Fish, with a little bit of a laugh.'They are waiting for us.'
"Three or four men began to fire from the enemy's side, and a chance shot took Daniel in the calf of the leg.That brought him to his senses.He looks across the snow at the Army, and sees the rifles that we had brought into the country.
"'We're done for,' says he.'They are Englishmen, these people,--and it's my blasted nonsense that has brought you to this.Get back, Billy Fish, and take your men away; you've done what you could, and now cut for it.Carnehan,' says he, 'shake hands with me and go along with Billy, Maybethey won't kill you.I'll go and meet 'em alone.It's me that did it! Me, the King!'
"'Go!' says I.'Go to Hell, Dan! I'm with you here.Billy Fish, you clear out, and we two will meet those folk.'
"'I'm a Chief,' says Billy Fish, quite quiet.'I stay with you.My men can go.'
