Heedious! I never gave twa thoughts to heediousness, I have no call to be bonny.I'm a man that gets through with my day's business, and let that suffice."The ring of sarcasm had died out of his voice as he went on; the plain words became invested with some of the dignity of the Justice-seat.
"It would be telling you if you could say as much," the speaker resumed.
"But ye cannot.Ye've been reading some of my cases, ye say.But it was not for the law in them, it was to spy out your faither's nakedness, a fine employment in a son.You're splairging; you're running at lairge in life like a wild nowt.It's impossible you should think any longer of coming to the Bar.You're not fit for it; no splairger is.And another thing: son of mines or no son of mines, you have flung fylement in public on one of the Senators of the Coallege of Justice, and I would make it my business to see that ye were never admitted there yourself.
There is a kind of a decency to be observit.Then comes the next of it - what am I to do with ye next? Ye'll have to find some kind of a trade, for I'll never support ye in idleset.What do ye fancy ye'll be fit for? The pulpit? Na, they could never get diveenity into that bloackhead.Him that the law of man whammles is no likely to do muckle better by the law of God.What would ye make of hell? Wouldna your gorge rise at that? Na, there's no room for splairgers under the fower quarters of John Calvin.What else is there? Speak up.Have ye got nothing of your own?""Father, let me go to the Peninsula," said Archie."That's all I'm fit for - to fight.""All? quo' he!" returned the Judge."And it would be enough too, if Ithought it.But I'll never trust ye so near the French, you that's so Frenchi-feed.""You do me injustice there, sir," said Archie."I am loyal; I will not boast; but any interest I may have ever felt in the French - ""Have ye been so loyal to me?" interrupted his father.
There came no reply.
"I think not," continued Hermiston."And I would send no man to be a servant to the King, God bless him! that has proved such a shauchling son to his own faither.You can splairge here on Edinburgh street, and where's the hairm? It doesna play buff on me! And if there were twenty thousand eediots like yourself, sorrow a Duncan Jopp would hang the fewer.But there's no splairging possible in a camp; and if ye were to go to it, you would find out for yourself whether Lord Well'n'ton approves of caapital punishment or not.You a sodger!" he cried, with a sudden burst of scorn."Ye auld wife, the sodgers would bray at ye like cuddies!"As at the drawing of a curtain, Archie was aware of some illogicality in his position, and stood abashed.He had a strong impression, besides, of the essential valour of the old gentleman before him, how conveyed it would be hard to say.
"Well, have ye no other proposeetion?" said my lord again.
"You have taken this so calmly, sir, that I cannot but stand ashamed,"began Archie.
"I'm nearer voamiting, though, than you would fancy," said my lord.
The blood rose to Archie's brow.
"I beg your pardon, I should have said that you had accepted my affront.
...I admit it was an affront; I did not think to apologise, but I do, I ask your pardon; it will not be so again, I pass you my word of honour....I should have said that I admired your magnanimity with -this - offender," Archie concluded with a gulp.
"I have no other son, ye see," said Hermiston."A bonny one I have gotten! But I must just do the best I can wi' him, and what am I to do?
If ye had been younger, I would have wheepit ye for this rideeculous exhibeetion.The way it is, I have just to grin and bear.But one thing is to be clearly understood.As a faither, I must grin and bear it; but if I had been the Lord Advocate instead of the Lord Justice-Clerk, son or no son, Mr.Erchibald Weir would have been in a jyle the night."Archie was now dominated.Lord Hermiston was coarse and cruel; and yet the son was aware of a bloomless nobility, an ungracious abnegation of the man's self in the man's office.At every word, this sense of the greatness of Lord Hermiston's spirit struck more home; and along with it that of his own impotence, who had struck - and perhaps basely struck -at his own father, and not reached so far as to have even nettled him.
"I place myself in your hands without reserve," he said.
"That's the first sensible word I've had of ye the night," said Hermiston."I can tell ye, that would have been the end of it, the one way or the other; but it's better ye should come there yourself, than what I would have had to hirstle ye.Weel, by my way of it - and my way is the best - there's just the one thing it's possible that ye might be with decency, and that's a laird.Ye'll be out of hairm's way at the least of it.If ye have to rowt, ye can rowt amang the kye; and the maist feck of the caapital punishmeiit ye're like to come across'll be guddling trouts.Now, I'm for no idle lairdies; every man has to work, if it's only at peddling ballants; to work, or to be wheeped, or to be haangit.If I set ye down at Hermiston I'll have to see you work that place the way it has never been workit yet; ye must ken about the sheep like a herd; ye must be my grieve there, and I'll see that I gain by ye.
Is that understood?"
"I will do my best," said Archie.
"Well, then, I'll send Kirstie word the morn, and ye can go yourself the day after," said Hermiston."And just try to be less of an eediot!" he concluded with a freezing smile, and turned immediately to the papers on his desk.
